XiKeiyaZI
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- Dec 28, 2008
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Goldsboro,
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Something serious happened, and the best way I can describe it is a play by play of what's going on. It's pretty....pretty heart wrenching. This may or may not let some of you down, but I apologize. I've just got to get this off of my chest.
Finally get a girlfriend.
Girl I've been crushing on for years.
Shorter than me, adorable in every way.
We have dinner regularly.
Been together for many years.
Trust her unconditionally.
One day, she sits me down for a talk.
Has a sad look on her face.
She tells me she was offered coupons a few weeks back.
She went to get a free meal and found out the store was closed down.
We've had meals here at least 4 times after.
She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me.
Suddenly build up with uncontrollable Love.
Hug her in the face as hard as I can.
She falls down.
Still overwhelmed with Love, cant even see straight.
Keep hugging her as hard as I can.
Gets to a point where her face is a pool of Love.
Love splashes onto my shirt when I hug.
Keep hugging.
Leave, her parents come home after.
Fast forward a few weeks.
She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere, from all the hugs.
She told her parents a stranger came in and did this.
She didn't want me in hug camp cause she felt bad.
Suddenly feel terrible inside.
Go to apologize three weeks later.
Ask her sister where she is.
Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma from the love.
Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late.
Get to her room.
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Was it a waste of time? Sure. Do I care? No. Do I have the time to waste? Yes. Did I make you laugh? You tell me. Meme thread time? Take a Non-Family Friendly subject and inject it with Family-Friendly Love.
Finally get a girlfriend.
Girl I've been crushing on for years.
Shorter than me, adorable in every way.
We have dinner regularly.
Been together for many years.
Trust her unconditionally.
One day, she sits me down for a talk.
Has a sad look on her face.
She tells me she was offered coupons a few weeks back.
She went to get a free meal and found out the store was closed down.
We've had meals here at least 4 times after.
She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me.
Suddenly build up with uncontrollable Love.
Hug her in the face as hard as I can.
She falls down.
Still overwhelmed with Love, cant even see straight.
Keep hugging her as hard as I can.
Gets to a point where her face is a pool of Love.
Love splashes onto my shirt when I hug.
Keep hugging.
Leave, her parents come home after.
Fast forward a few weeks.
She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere, from all the hugs.
She told her parents a stranger came in and did this.
She didn't want me in hug camp cause she felt bad.
Suddenly feel terrible inside.
Go to apologize three weeks later.
Ask her sister where she is.
Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma from the love.
Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late.
Get to her room.
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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Was it a waste of time? Sure. Do I care? No. Do I have the time to waste? Yes. Did I make you laugh? You tell me. Meme thread time? Take a Non-Family Friendly subject and inject it with Family-Friendly Love.
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u stupid fu(k 
but god forbid this really does happen to you .. that would suck..
I image you were reading it thinking " 
