Want a good laugh... Try this out.

[mike96]

I did a quick search and didn't come up with anything so I thought I would post this for all that ned a good laugh. I went to tuners thru it and let me say, it adds all the right words in just the right spots.

Newbie Forum - DSM Forums

Samuel L. Jacksonizer - Surf the muthaf*ckin' web through the eyes of Samuel L. Muthaf*ckin Jackson.

 

[Palmetto_TSi]

That's good stuff... nobody says mutha####a like Sam

 

[TSITurbo95]

HAHAHAHA love it!

 

[TurboATM]

HA, thats badass.

 

[99gst_racer]

I <3 Samual L. Jackson.

EPIC.

 

[TurboATM]

haha, read the "Member of the Month" on Ricky, ha. whoever made that program...f'n great

 

[my dreamt dsm]

... Thanks for the laugh!

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[dsmpat95]

Thats pretty cool.

 

[mike96]

My personal favorite.

Do Not reply to threads in the muthaf*kin' Newbie forum saying "use the muthaf*kin' search"

Now if only Gizoogle was working...

 

[91gsdohc]

that was epic

but,


what gizoogle

 

[mindset]

All the mutha####in' common and repetitive DSM questions asked with links to the mutha####in' answers. If you post a question elsewhere that has already been answered here, you may get your mutha####in' posting privileges revoked. Required reading for all!


hahahaha.

 

[Dhan]

That's a trip! Thanks for posting

 

[atownturbo]

Bahahahaha, this just made my mothaf***in night.

 

[mike96]

that was epic

but,


what gizoogle

Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit

Same thing as the samuelljacksonizer.com only it replaces (or replaced anyway) key words with Ebonics translations. Apparently there were a few websites like that but they no longer work, I found a link to one that did around 15 translations (valley girl, papa smirf, yoda, pig Latin...) But it wouldn’t actually translate anything.

Crapola Web Translator


OK, so maybe is is working...

 

[afoster98GSX]

Haha nice.

 

[mindset]

fyi, watching Pulp Fiction right now.

 

[Black Widow97]

That's pretty funny.

 

[afoster98GSX]

Funny ever time

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

One of our Clients websites -

With a florist flower delivery, your mutha####in' loved one won't mutha####in' have to worry about finding an appropriate container or cutting the mutha####in' stems. And in times of sorrow, send your mutha####in' heartfelt condolences with a bouquet or a plant from our sympathy collection. We work closely with the mutha####in' funeral home to make your mutha####in' delivery seamless.

Send flowers online with Teleflora and make someone smile! Shiiit..

 

[bmoha7321]

Gotta admit I laughed my ass off when I clicked on it.

 

[97gst_spyder]

That made my day.

 

[onefast2gdsm]

i would say try the mutha####in' pressure plate. i had the mutha####in' same problem with my old gsx and went through the mutha####in' same thing changed the mutha####in' throw out bearing, slave ,and clutch master and still didnt. we ended up putting a new disc pressure plate and flywheel and shifted fine after that til the mutha####in' wife wrecked it

Hahaha

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

When you turn on the mutha####in' key to kick power to the mutha####in' ECU, the mutha####in' Ostrich unit feeds information into the mutha####in' ECU and acts as an EPROM unit. What's so great about this? You can access, change information, and monitor information while the mutha####in' vehicle is running. That's right - Tune on the mutha####in' go.

One of my posts from here - Priceless

 

[turbolarry]

Oh man!;
Wrench Tips
"Splicing two wires together is the mutha####in' most mutha####in' basic of wiring tasks, and yet most mutha####in' muthaf*ckas seem to do a crappy job of it."

Hahahaha!!!

 

[volcomsnow245]

look at the home page of dsmtuners it's hilarious!!!