this will put a smile on all your faces (at least the guys) *work safe

[ceniack]

work safe (now we all have justification)


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030716/ts_nm/health_masturbation_dc_6

 

[BIGKEV]

Well damn, i better start getting to work...

 

[GalantGSR91]

more than 5 times a week??? I wonder of 5 times a day would be overkill...I love my girlfriend

 

[leet]

I bet it took millions of dollars for them to figure that out, too.

 

[GalantGSR91]

Originally posted by leet
I bet it took millions of dollars for them to figure that out, too.

let alone the "man"power. I feel sorry for the guy that had to clean up after that

 

[eclipse13]

^^^oh so wrong

 

[PsSsShTGSX]

damn now we all got a new saying. instead of goin to rub one off, its goin to clean out the cancer.

 

[v8 hunter]

man i think ive done enough to cure my cancer,and a couple more diseases to boot!

 

[thehyena]

yea im working on lung cancer now... i've conquered(sp?) prostate cancer

 

[mike250]

looks like it is time for me to take a break from working

 

[red91tsiawd]

single teenagers won't have a very low chance of getting cancer i guess

 

[Phat95Talon]

Man, I have all these mental pictures in my head now, that I really didn't need

 

[thehyena]

Originally posted by Phat95Talon
Man, I have all these mental pictures in my head now, that I really didn't need

want another?

 

[kyle]

Originally posted by red91tsiawd
single teenagers won't have a very low chance of getting cancer i guess

Just single? Hell, I have had a girlfriend fo rthe past 2 years and I promise there is no chance of me having prostate cancer..

 

[thehyena]

Originally posted by kyle

Just single? Hell, I have had a girlfriend fo rthe past 2 years and I promise there is no chance of me having prostate cancer..

:laugh:

 

[mike250]

Originally posted by ceniack
work safe (now we all have justification)


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030716/ts_nm/health_masturbation_dc_6

..just wondering how you found this, were you looking for instructions

 

[44pirate]

I think getting BJ's cleans the pipes the best. Why take it into your own hands. This is a good reason to sell to your loved one. "JUST THINK HONEY I"LL LIVE LONGER"

 

[thehyena]

Originally posted by 44pirate
I think getting BJ's cleans the pipes the best. Why take it into your own hands. This is a good reason to sell to your loved one. "JUST THINK HONEY I"LL LIVE LONGER"

hmmmm..... now where did i put her number?

 

[mike250]

Originally posted by thehyena

hmmmm..... now where did i put her number?

1-900-we are18

 

[44pirate]

Originally posted by mike250



1-900-we are18

Hey I'm 46 and it's still all GGOOODDDD

 

[thehyena]

Originally posted by mike250



1-900-we are18

fvck thats right

(she's 16)

 

[v8 hunter]

:

 

[Sotarts]

Originally posted by v8 hunter
:

AAAAAAAAaaaahhahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Sotarts]

And....





REPOST !

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65840

This was my response:

Originally posted by: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...sturbation_dc_6
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.

The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.

But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings.

That's retarded. When are they going to contradict THIS study?
A lot, lately especially, seems these weird surveys/studies are mostly coming from Australia.
I don't buy it.
Another hoax.
You'd be surprised how many studies/surveys are made up.

 

[v8 hunter]

Actually this was on FOX news on tuesday! it sounds rediculous byt, at least we know that our tax money is goin to a bunch of jerkoffs! Literally!