Vroomin'vag
15+ Year Contributor
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- Jun 1, 2003
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Carbondale,
Illinois
I just ran into some guy at the gas station with a black Avenger with body kit. He asked if i ever race on the street. I said sometimes. He asked if i want to race, and i said i dunno. Then he told me "Well just to let you know, I never race for less than 5 Grand...." Im thinking, oh boy i wonder what he's got under there. So he must have realized that Im smart, and he's an idiot, but tries to BS his way out of it. Tells me that it's got a "2.0 Mitsubishi turbo AWD. First Avenger ever made AWD." I just replied "wow, thats sweet." Then on the way out i asked him where the differential was. He was dumbfounded. Then I followed him to his house and asked some more stuff like, where's the intercooler on that thing, and how much boost does he run. After stuttering a bit, he sputtered out "uhhh oh i don't run an intercooler, and i run 15-20." Then i asked him what he ran in the 1/4, and this was the best....."8.5 i think, last time i ran" Nuff said, Im taking $5000 out next week.