Black Widow97
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Came across a website today that had all of these "fun facts" about The Stig. I laughed at most of them, so I thought I'd share. If you know of any more, post them here. Enjoy!
Some say The Stig:
Never blinks
Roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves
Hes wanted by the CIA
That he was a failed project by the CIA
He sleeps upside down like a bat
He appears on high value stamps in Sweden
He can catch fish with his tongue
He is illegal in 17 US states
He blinks horizontally
His breath smells of magnesium
Hes scared of bells
He naturally faces magnetic north
His legs are hydraulic
He lives in a tree
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
His heart ticks like a watch
Hes confused by stairs
His voice can only be heard by cats
He has two sets of knees
Hes terrified of ducks
Theres an airport in Russia named after him
His skin has the texture of a dolphin
No matter where you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts
His heart is in upside down
He has a digital face
His genitals are on upside down
If he could be bothered he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds
On really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake
For some reason hes allergic to the Dutch
Some say that his first name really is The
If he went on Celebrity Love Island theyd all be pregnant including the cameramen
He only eats cheese
If you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as Piccalilli
His crash helmet is modeled on Britney Spears head
He isnt machine washable
His scrotum has its own small gravity field
He thought Star Wars was a documentary
He knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong
When he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks
He once did some time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy is called The Baby Jesus"
After making love, he bites the head off his partner
He thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal
His droppings have been found as far north as York
He has a full-size tattoo of his face, on his face
He can open a beer bottle with his testicles
He sleeps inside out
He once had phone sex with Russell Brands answering machine
He has the worlds largest collection of porno-graphical material
One of his eyes is a testicle
He was turned down for Im a Celebrity because people have heard of him
He invented the curtain
He recently submitted a £20,000 expenses claim for some gravel for his moat
Recently pigs in Mexico started to die of something called Stigflu
He has some terrible plans involving the moon
His new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday
He was turned down for the job of EU President, because his face is just too recognizable
The drinks cabinet in his car contains fourteen different types of custard
Some say The Stig:
Never blinks
Roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves
Hes wanted by the CIA
That he was a failed project by the CIA
He sleeps upside down like a bat
He appears on high value stamps in Sweden
He can catch fish with his tongue
He is illegal in 17 US states
He blinks horizontally
His breath smells of magnesium
Hes scared of bells
He naturally faces magnetic north
His legs are hydraulic
He lives in a tree
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
His heart ticks like a watch
Hes confused by stairs
His voice can only be heard by cats
He has two sets of knees
Hes terrified of ducks
Theres an airport in Russia named after him
His skin has the texture of a dolphin
No matter where you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts
His heart is in upside down
He has a digital face
His genitals are on upside down
If he could be bothered he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds
On really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake
For some reason hes allergic to the Dutch
Some say that his first name really is The
If he went on Celebrity Love Island theyd all be pregnant including the cameramen
He only eats cheese
If you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as Piccalilli
His crash helmet is modeled on Britney Spears head
He isnt machine washable
His scrotum has its own small gravity field
He thought Star Wars was a documentary
He knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong
When he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks
He once did some time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy is called The Baby Jesus"
After making love, he bites the head off his partner
He thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal
His droppings have been found as far north as York
He has a full-size tattoo of his face, on his face
He can open a beer bottle with his testicles
He sleeps inside out
He once had phone sex with Russell Brands answering machine
He has the worlds largest collection of porno-graphical material
One of his eyes is a testicle
He was turned down for Im a Celebrity because people have heard of him
He invented the curtain
He recently submitted a £20,000 expenses claim for some gravel for his moat
Recently pigs in Mexico started to die of something called Stigflu
He has some terrible plans involving the moon
His new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday
He was turned down for the job of EU President, because his face is just too recognizable
The drinks cabinet in his car contains fourteen different types of custard
the stig is awesome!
