The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[91stocker]

At least they put enough time/money into the Volkswagen to make it look decent. Still not my style at all and would never drive it...

Too bad hes asking double kbb for a car with 100k miles

 

[koponb]

1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE MINT!!!
4500...

mitsubishi eclipse gsx
would you get this?

95 TSi AWD Eagle Talon
500 isn't that bad

Eagle talon Turbo AWD
Id pay 1000

 

[3kgt2nv]

Eagle talon Turbo AWD
Id pay 1000

was just sold at auction from a insurance co for 800ish to this guy

 

[NHerron]

mitsubishi eclipse gsx
would you get this?

Isnt that horn just cute as a button!

Not a chance in hell, to me thats a parts car/start from scratch project.

 

[n0de]

mitsubishi eclipse gsx
would you get this?

$6 Grand for that? He must not want to sell it. No way he could be serious at that price.

 

[Spanky_DSM]

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Go Go Power rangers, Came up on youtube suggestions just now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbNaTXClE-w

 

[NHerron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRUy8WhNJH8

Not sure if I'm surprised they interviewed or not but I'm not watching 20mins worth of playing with a clay car.

All I can say is cool it, Mr. Playskool.

 

[Spanky_DSM]

OMFG

I feel bad for saying this, but i feel bad for the kid to have a father so stupid

 

[LandoAWD]

I want that VW...or maybe just the wheels..

 

[n0de]

OMFG

I feel bad for saying this, but i feel bad for the kid to have a father so stupid

You're a terrible human being and I agree with you.

 

[Rsawd95dsm]

2002 Dodge Neon Custom. (Reduced)

AWW shit bi***!

 

[91stocker]

2002 Dodge Neon Custom. (Reduced)

AWW shit bi***!

Lol

"Was 4,500. Reduced to sale."

 

[koponb]

Talon Tsi awd turbo built


Went to see this. Complete rust bucket he said he'll take 1000 just in case anyone wants to get it its auto too

 

[NHerron]

I couldn't stop myself:

dallors
willing to trade, would like a camaro
Raceing
Graphixs
tho
Dallors
respounding (reese pounding?)
Was 4,500. Reduced to sale

Good luck.

 

[curt-s]

Talon Tsi awd turbo built


Went to see this. Complete rust bucket he said he'll take 1000 just in case anyone wants to get it its auto too

Built?
That's not "built". What's with everyone using that term.

I expect a built engine to have at least five digits worth of money put into it, and that's before the decimal point.
This looks like he sourced parts from eBay and Craigslist, and calls it "built."

<-- and this is coming from a guy that owns one that looks like hell. Only difference is, it's supposed to look like this and I'm not fooling myself.

 

[91stocker]

I couldn't stop myself:

dallors
willing to trade, would like a camaro
Raceing
Graphixs
tho
Dallors
respounding (reese pounding?)
Was 4,500. Reduced to sale

Good luck.

I text the guy and said "I'll give you 16 if its 5 speed"

His response was "w a t eva man"

I said the kbb was like 1900/2k and he never responded back haha

 

[Rsawd95dsm]

I text the guy and said "I'll give you 16 if its 5 speed"

His response was "w a t eva man"

I said the kbb was like 1900/2k and he never responded back haha

You actually contacted him?

I wouldn't even have wasted my time with that thing

 

[91stocker]

You actually contacted him?

I wouldn't even have wasted my time with that thing

Haha, some ads are just too hard to resist

That imaginary supercharged 3kgt a page or 2 ago, i asked him if he could send some better pics of the charger and he never responded .

 

[n0de]

$3000 OBO.. GO!

 

[boarderlib]

$3000 OBO.. GO!

I'm confused is it a 1999 like the title says, or is it a 1996? Looks a far cry from a little exterior an she's mint.

 

[horizontalkev]

$3000 OBO.. GO!

I would NEVER trust buying a car from somebody when the exterior is ghetto painted and half-assed.. You can only imagine how the motor was treated.

 

[koponb]

1999 ECLIPSE GSX

Its clean but 10k.......

 

[ZombieSix]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GSX in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

Guys...Guys....GUYS

its number matching

 

[n0de]

1999 ECLIPSE GSX

Its clean but 10k.......

It is clean, if not 10 he could probably fetch 9 for it if he waits around for the right buyer.

One thing i have noticed is that most people that sell their cars extremely cheap are usually in financial trouble or just dont have the patience to sell the car at what should be its true price just so they can start on their next project. It also seems like a lot of dsmers carry the trait of being impatient or/and in financial strain.

Honestly, despite what the kbb says, I believe a good CLEAN (8+/10 everything) should fetch more than most think. Just because someone in the dsm community wont pay those prices doesn't mean that someone that isn't in the dsm community wont, on the contrary there are tons of people who will.

 

[JmacDaPlaya]

....what can be said...

1997 Mitsubishi Mirage LS (SWAPPED "EVO")!!