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[DSM_love_GST]

*** 1998 Eclipse Turbo ***

95 Mitsubishi eclipse GSX for sale

wtt custom eclipse

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST turbo

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse

 

[AngelOfPassion]

A 1998 Eclipse that Nada's for $675 in that condition... he wants like 3k...

A GSX non-turbo?????

Ugly

Not as ugly... but ugly.

Ugly! Why? I just don't get it. It will never be fast why you make it look like dat!/?//

 

[ZombieSix]

1997 Eclipse GSX for sale or trade

9000.00

your ####ing crazy.

 

[pointblank9957]

Well... I think this might be one of the all time worst ones on here yet....

ATTENTION BOYS AND GIRLS I PRESENT TO YOU:

THIS GEM... 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse

can someone say RICER?!?! that is the riciest car ive EVER seen! looks like a bunch of hillbillies that just got out of a mental institution found a car in the junkyard and threw what they could find on it

 

[fierosail]

need for speed!!
WOW all i can say

 

[Spector5]

1997 Eclipse GSX for sale or trade

9000.00

your ####ing crazy.

That they are, however I look at the bright side of things and these nut sacks are selling there dsm's. So that means one less retard destroying our beloved cars. Or at least there's the possibility of someone refixing what they previous owner destroyed.

 

[AngelOfPassion]

Not if they are dumb enough to spend 9k... then we are just replacing the first retard with another retard... i guess on the bright side of that: they can learn?

 

[Spector5]

need for speed!!
WOW all i can say

Uughhhh, is that aid some kind of joke? I first of all want to know where he got over a 100hp increase from adding all that horribly made carbon fiber(half of it looks like he bought cheap carbon fiber and used a tube of super glue and just threw the stuff on by hand).

Second, he was better off not posting a picture. Even with the sketchy mod list, to a certain degree it COULD have been a possibly nice show car. I sometimes find myself wanting to respond to the ad. However, I am a better person for not

Not if they are dumb enough to spend 9k... then we are just replacing the first retard with another retard... i guess on the bright side of that: they can learn?

Nevermind, your right! They are a lost cause. I realized it when you said the word LEARN! have you seen some of these hoop D's? There's no learning nor someone teaching, other than their parents giving them a pat on the back for making such an eyesore and putting there helments on so they don't hit their heads.

 

[AngelOfPassion]

HAHA! So true sometimes. All of them make the same exact "upgrade" decisions too. If only I had the money to "free the DSM's"

 

[Spector5]

*** 1998 Eclipse Turbo ***

95 Mitsubishi eclipse GSX for sale

wtt custom eclipse

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST turbo

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse

What a dumbass, he puts down will trade for medical mirijuna? So
If anyones got a extra jibber laying around you got yourself a dope ride

 

[DSM_love_GST]

What a dumbass, he puts down will trade for medical mirijuna? So
If anyones got a extra jibber laying around you got yourself a dope ride

Yeah I know the guy. I helped swap a new motor in it. He blew up two motors blaming the po for bad parts. Then I swapped a short block built by pina and my oem head that I ran on my gsx. When that went south he blamed me. Come to find out he starved it of oil and still blamed me.

Notice his Honda prelude rims? They wont seat due to the center of the hub being too big so it rides wobbly. The pillar pod he mentioned is for a 1g so its tapped on. The head gasket and head bolts are reused. It's truly a pos

 

[MightyMax88]

1991 Toyota Supra Turbo

Looks great until you see the actual damage... 3500 dollars no gracias.

 

[2g_DSMer]

FAST!

.50 OVER!? Walls must be paper thin!

woww.
whats up with the locking pliers under the hood?

 

[Dhan]

Monumental.

Fully built dsm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))

 

[lauj2gdsm]

... look at the engine bay.
1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

 

[dsmspick]

... look at the engine bay.
1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

Lmao I wanna tell them "hey your doing it wrong"

 

[LOLVTEC]

Monumental.

Fully built dsm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))

How is this a funny post. This is legit.

 

[AngelOfPassion]

How is this a funny post. This is legit.

Parts invested do not increase value of a vehicle... I mean, he has done a lot of work but 25k?!?!?!?! No way. I don't even want to read the list either. 90 percent chance half of it is done wrong.

 

[fierosail]

Lmao I wanna tell them "hey your doing it wrong"

i did

 

[ZombieSix]

... look at the engine bay.
1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

i 'd

and 12 grand?

its clean looking, prlly all done half wrong, and has a kit on it.

no sane person will pay 12k for that thing.

 

[LOLVTEC]

Parts invested do not increase value of a vehicle... I mean, he has done a lot of work but 25k?!?!?!?! No way. I don't even want to read the list either. 90 percent chance half of it is done wrong.

Lets say you fully built your dsm from the ground up. Wouldn't you want to get the most out of it? And why would you say half of what's done to the car was done wrong? You just probably haven't fully built a dsm.

 

[Dhan]

How is this a funny post. This is legit.

That's why I wrote "monumental"

 

[LOLVTEC]

Now this is a FUNNY ad
Fast and furious replica

 

[2slow4now]

Parts invested do not increase value of a vehicle... I mean, he has done a lot of work but 25k?!?!?!?! No way. I don't even want to read the list either. 90 percent chance half of it is done wrong.

IF and I'm saying IF. If he bought everything like what is stated new, has documentation, and a professional installation then I can see it costing that much to buy all the parts, install, and tune. The thing is we all know when we buy all these parts we won't even get half of our investment in a sale.

He does have quite a few $1k or + items on the list but still it's like he's asking for his entire cost to be returned at sale. Maybe its a gas monkey garage thing. seller - $25000 is what I have to have. buyer- I was thinkin around $8k. back and forth and end up at $15k.

 

[fierosail]

90 Eagle Talon TSI
ok i kinda find this one good but yet


http://billings.craigslist.org/cto/3181622048.html
then this one