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[Black Widow97]

Not a funnty CL ad, this is one I'm jealous of. 14,000 mile 95 TSi AWD.

▆ ▆1995 Eagle Talon▆ ▆

 

[audiomaster1990]

Not a funnty CL ad, this is one I'm jealous of. 14,000 mile 95 TSi AWD.

▆ ▆1995 Eagle Talon▆ ▆

Holey Tits Batman!!!

and i think the lounge in the back of that dodge is pimpin'. I may do that to my 69 Datsun 521

 

[ZombieSix]

holy #### this is gross

1995 Eclipse



also is a 4 bolt engine

http://richmond.craigslist.org/bar/3253072281.html

 

[Spoolin92GSX]

holy #### this is gross

1995 Eclipse



also is a 4 bolt engine

http://richmond.craigslist.org/bar/3253072281.html

Holy red rattle can, batman! Haha, 4 bolt.. The other two probably rusted out from the looks of it

 

[isantop]

holy #### this is gross

1995 Eclipse



also is a 4 bolt engine

4G63T 4 BOLT ENGINE

He also says it's a Lancer Engine swap... I don't have the heart to tell him that's a 420A...

Wait, is that a fire extinguisher? You're not gonna go racing in that, are you?

 

[Black420RS]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse Spyder GST Convertible 2-Door in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors



Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

 

[2g_DSMer]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse Spyder GST Convertible 2-Door in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors



Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

i didn't read any of what it had listed i kind of just scanned it fast and just looked at the pictures but is there something that im missing here? is it the price that ridiculous? because it looks like it was put together to just be a show car but i guess i could just be me?

He also says it's a Lancer Engine swap... I don't have the heart to tell him that's a 420A...

poor bastard

 

[fierosail]

also is a 4 bolt engine

4G63T 4 BOLT ENGINE[/QUOTE]




hmmm and it missing a bolt for the turbo to it a 3 bolt block

 

[ZombieSix]

running automatic 99 eclipse!700 hurry!

why dont these kids just get hondas.

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/3254677799.html

"good turbo project"

its a 420a.

i also offered this guy 400 for his black leather interrior and a set of grey leather (over a month ago when he wanted 4k for the car) and he told me no way never it makes the car awesome because its so rare.

 

[IrishBeatdown]

This one's legit!

1995 Dodge Ram

is that a hot tub in the bed? holy shit .

 

[ZombieSix]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

paul walker aint got shit on this.

 

[isantop]

running automatic 99 eclipse!700 hurry!

why dont these kids just get hondas.

I don;t know which is worse, the one in the ad, or the white/pink two-tone behind it in the third picture.

99 eclipse 5speed..lots of new parts

"good turbo project"

its a 420a.

i also offered this guy 400 for his black leather interrior and a set of grey leather (over a month ago when he wanted 4k for the car) and he told me no way never it makes the car awesome because its so rare.

Well, it is rare. But not more than $400 rare.

Also, he says it's so clean. I guess he forgot to mention the black fender an crappy body kit.

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

paul walker aint got shit on this.

At least that one seems well done. It's not tastefull, but it is well done. And, it's a turbo.

 

[Dhan]

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/3251495506.html

GSX w/53k


1993 Mitsubishi Eclipse Lemons Race Car

Spidey DSM

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[Alan11]

GSX 1998 Eclipse


for some reason this guy belives that his car is worth 6k...

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Mitsubishi Eclipse

GSX w/53k


1993 Mitsubishi Eclipse Lemons Race Car

Spidey DSM

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Lmfao.

 

[DeadlyScone]

sick eclipse

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/3254610772.html

 

[Chicken Patty]

GSX 1998 Eclipse

What a waste of a car

 

[rlacasse1]

You expect my ass to pay you to look at your shitastic car?

Mercedes-Benz 300

 

[tay97gst]

Not craigslist but i wanted everyone to see, Mitsubishi : Eclipse GSX in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

 

[crash89]

^^^ wow!!!

 

[LOLVTEC]

That better be a 5 second car!!!

 

[LOLVTEC]

You expect my ass to pay you to look at your shitastic car?

Mercedes-Benz 300

Lmao he better pay 25 for Every person who.looks at it

 

[ZombieSix]

FAST!

.50 OVER!? Walls must be paper thin!

 

[Spector5]

FAST!

.50 OVER!? Walls must be paper thin!

.50 over.... Who cares did you see that hood? Looks like he was sucking every bit of atomsheric air and then hit light speed!

 

[WES_393]

FAST!

.50 OVER!? Walls must be paper thin!

The 4g64 comes .060 (1.5mm) over from the factory and can be bored to 87mm. I'd be more concerned about where they got a .050 piston...

You expect my ass to pay you to look at your shitastic car?

Mercedes-Benz 300

This guy is a tool. My SEC 500 blows the doors off that shit box, and I bought it for less than my DSM.