Post drunk posts here

[c2ypt1c]

BLAHHHHH!!!! just drank some cobras spiked with ethanol!

aced my exam btw....celebrate good times come on!

 

[Spanky_DSM]

Dang , ive been living with my girfriend these past weeks and DANNNGGG
does her sister take huge ass dumps and doesnt flush right..

I swear theyre like 2 corn sized dumps and wooooooowww..
a 13teen year old dropping those big azz pieces is surpricing

 

[crash89]

hahahahaha! Know what that means dont ya? Means she already takes it in the bum!

 

[Spanky_DSM]

haha shes 13! and looks like the girl in the link

and could squeeze out a remote control sized dump!

http://obscureinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/shoulder-cookie-Motivational-Poster.jpg

 

[crash89]

OMFG.. I literally busted out laughing.. ahhahahahah!!! But hey, fattys need to get attention some how. Which means they do WAY more stuff willingly!

 

[c2ypt1c]

HOLY SHIT! im drunk....it's been a while boys! ####!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pantera - Walk (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube

NEXT DAY UPDATE: wow, note to self - don't drink and use the internet. Better yet, don't drink!

 

[Spanky_DSM]

^^^^^^^^^^
BOOO!!!

just ate some digurno pizza with a fat crust and killed my buzz

 

[Spanky_DSM]

what the eff,? i guess ill have to revive this thread??

drank 2 cobras and stealing my old folks beer to get a greater buzz..

sucks drinking his beer because i have to find a way to pay his ass back

 

[Spanky_DSM]

anyone?

 

[undefined0000]

Using my secret mixture of Long Island Iced tea with water, creamer and sugar. Can't wait to be a bartender at Outback

 

[Spanky_DSM]

do that bartender gig!

they get mad paid, sepecialy by those cougars haha leaving some nice tips following up on what ever happens after!

(bow chika wow waw!)

 

[undefined0000]

do that bartender gig!

they get mad paid, sepecialy by those cougars haha leaving some nice tips following up on what ever happens after!

(bow chika wow waw!)

Lol, Oh boy

 

[Spanky_DSM]

everyone has alittle giggalon inside them

 

[Doug99RS]

Sounds like you fellas would "LIKE" my facebook page, Drunken Beard Tavern.

 

[crash89]

Its friday night and nobody is friggin drunk@?!?!?! lame asses!!!!


I AM!!!!

 

[Archer Fabrications]

I'm pretty ####in baked?

 

[SmalltownDSMer]

Is a lying sack of shit... Just drove home when I shouldn't have.

Jayson

 

[Bud92gsx]

Jace I'm glad your having fun being single..But get a dui and your off my friends list..

 

[SmalltownDSMer]

Haha. Good call, Taxi for now on.

Jayson

 

[leet]

Holy crap.

 

[SmalltownDSMer]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Holy crap.

Holy crap who?

Jayson

 

[Spanky_DSM]

shiit ill be here in a bit..

about to go get me 2 40oz's

 

[eclipsemf]

ahha

 

[Spanky_DSM]

2 cobras down and a budlight..

whos chilen as ### right now?

gonna have me a chimichanga to sober up along with a stoggie

 

[undefined0000]

2 cobras down and a budlight..

whos chilen as ### right now?

gonna have me a chimichanga to sober up along with a stoggie

THIS guy again