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Looking for larger size DSMr

Posted by SrKegler, Apr 28, 2011

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  1. SrKegler

    SrKegler Proven Member

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    Thought I'd check in here to see if maybe there was a DSMr that maybe had some extra butt cheek to spare that he wanted to ge rid of.

    My granddaughter chewed off most of mine yesterday. My great grandson is 5 and was having some troubles with his bike. The kid next door could outrun him. We decided to repack the bearings and do some performance mods. I thought he done a great job repacking the bearings. Might have got grease in places it didn't belong, besides he needed a haircut anyhow.

    i tried to claim senileity but she wasn't buying it.
     
  2. ziggo0

    ziggo0 Proven Member

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    What...............................................
     
  3. DSM_munky_man

    DSM_munky_man Proven Member

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    I'm with him. ^
     
  4. agarc023

    agarc023 Supporting VIP

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    +1

    WTF
     
  5. beendenied

    beendenied Proven Member

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    A babysitter needed?
     

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  6. RvlutionMtrsprt

    RvlutionMtrsprt Proven Member

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    Look at his name and the time he posted + the content of the post. Sr. there was babysitting his great grandson, got grease in his hair while modding his bike so he could beat the kid up the street. Kids mom, Sr.'s granddaughter, chewed his ass off for it cause she had to cut his hair to get the grease out. Sr. then got drunk and made this post looking for a new ass since his got chewed off :D

    Somebody's gotta be looking to do some weight reduction :p
     

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  7. beendenied

    beendenied Proven Member

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    Translation accepted :applause: haha
     

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  8. skatershawn

    skatershawn Proven Member

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    GOOD guess.. like how you broke the whole thing down!!
     

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  9. tazndrew04

    tazndrew04 Proven Member

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    haha thats funny
     

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  10. rlacasse1

    rlacasse1 Proven Member

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    I almost thought a DSMer made a "I want to date you" thread and their only stipulation is that the possible DSMer be fat.
     
  11. dsmtun3r98gst

    dsmtun3r98gst Proven Member

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    Hahah thats what I thought as well when I read the title of the post LOL.
     

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  12. XiKeiyaZI

    XiKeiyaZI Proven Member

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    ROFL classic.
     

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  13. DSM_munky_man

    DSM_munky_man Proven Member

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    Damn that was good deciphering going on! Kudos, I get it! Lol
     
  14. TunaTalon

    TunaTalon Proven Member

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    When things like that happen to me I claim it's a result of mosquito borne illness.

    I can't remember exactly which illness, it's either W. Nile, E. Nile, or C. Nile.
     
  15. MrTrout

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    Sr. .... Are you drunk?
     

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  16. Alex7747

    Alex7747 Proven Member

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    Haha this is funny as hell LOL
     

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  17. Dhan

    Dhan Supporting Member

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    Agreed. This one's classic. At least he's got the boy outta the house and doing something other than staring at Teletubbies.
     

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  18. Black Widow97

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    This. So the kid needed a haircut. Who cares. At least he was out doing something constructive and learning something rather than sitting in the house watching tv or playing vidya games.
     

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  19. phunny

    phunny Proven Member

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    How in the h3ll did you get that from what he said? LOL awesome
     

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  20. Black Widow97

    Black Widow97 Proven Member

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    His post made perfect sense to me. I don't see how nobody is getting it.
     

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  21. rlacasse1

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    I understand the post.

    But when you see just the title, you kind of go "Oh, someone really digs the fatties".
     
  22. SrKegler

    SrKegler Proven Member

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    Sorry guys. Guess i'll have to start using a shot glass for my Jack Black. I usually just eyeball it. Unfortunately it appears my eyesight is failing too.

    On a brighter note, being old is great. You can get away with a lot of crap.

    Clincher yesterday was when his mom told him to go take a bath. He said "later mom, gonna take this b**ch out for a spin. Thought the top of her head was going to come off. That's what I always say when we finish work on the car.

    Stay tuned for the next episode.
     
  23. dsm'r sk1mp

    dsm'r sk1mp Proven Member

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    I just baout died after reading that translation. it took me five minutes to get back up on the couch to the computer :) Awesome
     

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  24. Bud92gsx

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    This guy is hilarious.I can't wait to see what he comes up with next..
     

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  25. wannarace

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    Funny yet admirable. I only pray that I get to work on the Talon with great grand kids one day while teaching them naughty catch phrases. I'm going to be like SrKegler when I grow up!
     

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