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LMAO sweet baby Jesus I know its a 4thgen but this is funny.

Trav83

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Binghamton, New_York
Better not put him in a 1st/2nd gen awd turbo, he might sh** his depends LOL
 

XiKeiyaZI

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Dec 28, 2008
Dyersburg, Tennessee
Don't do that shit in a 2g. The tie rods will give, a wheel will go flying off, and the transmission will fling out and kill the camera man.
 

minimotos95

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Dec 12, 2009
montrose, Colorado
LOL

if some race car driver did that to my car without warning i would want a new free set of tires.... and some food(random)


Don't do that shit in a 2g. The tie rods will give, a wheel will go flying off, and the transmission will fling out and kill the camera man.
*goes to check if tuners allows sig quotes*
to bad they don't :ohdamn:
 

Turbotsiawd

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Nov 7, 2011
Aliquippa, Pennsylvania
LOL

if some race car driver did that to my car without warning i would want a new free set of tires.... and some food(random)



*goes to check if tuners allows sig quotes*
to bad they don't :ohdamn:

Lol yeah mabye some new brakes to LOL
 

PieEyedPiper

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Nov 13, 2004
North Bay Area, California
Don't do that shit in a 2g. The tie rods will give, a wheel will go flying off, and the transmission will fling out and kill the camera man.

That's how I feel, exactly. This is leading into something much larger but it makes me have negative feelings towards everyone out there with a new car. Kids these days are just straight up buying cars that come with 300hp stock. The new Camaro has nearly 600hp... It's almost as if DSM-related accomplishments mean less.

As much as I love my car, I wish I could just jump in a drive it.
 

Leonthefaded

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Aug 3, 2011
Ewa Beach, Hawaii
Those gens are so ugly. How could anyone buy that
 

kqodprez

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May 14, 2005
Chicago, Illinois
I honestly don't think that they are ugly...I've riden in a few GT's and they aren't to bad. I just wish that GSX version had hit the market. I remember when I saw that version at the auto show! 400hp would have been awsome!
 

dsmtun3r98gst

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Jan 26, 2008
Westminster, California
Yeah guys if you didn't know they designed these cars to go for hundreds of thousands of miles :thumb:........ LOLROFL:ohdamn::tease:.

Speaking of the 4g eclipse, They have one at my local mitsu dealer's show room that looks really nice actually.
 

turboglenn

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Nov 5, 2007
RIpley, West_Virginia
of the vids i can say that at least the woman was honest and rather humble about her driving ability and she was leaps better than the old man, that tool talked a big game and then took a hard left immediately after the guy told him to take a "right" and the old man was going on and on about being an excellent driver and able to compete with anyone put next to him.. they should put them two up agaisn't each other in a 2 person battle of the cone course and see how the old man feels about himself when it's all said and done (i bet he'd blame it on the car for his lack of ability once it was declared the woman whipped his ass LOL )

Don't do that shit in a 2g. The tie rods will give, a wheel will go flying off, and the transmission will fling out and kill the camera man.
hahahaha that's the best DSMrelated quote i've seen in years and i actually laughed aloud home by myself for a few good seconds after reading that
LOL

if some race car driver did that to my car without warning i would want a new free set of tires.... and some food(random)



*goes to check if tuners allows sig quotes*
to bad they don't :ohdamn:

couldn't agree more, that should almost be put into print as a DSM owner related bumper sticker available for purchase here on tuners LOL

Yeah guys if you didn't know they designed these cars to go for hundreds of thousands of miles :thumb:........ LOLROFL:ohdamn::tease:.

Speaking of the 4g eclipse, They have one at my local mitsu dealer's show room that looks really nice actually.

that ones the second best quote i've heard today, iknew some one would beat me to quoting it in a reply and saying "really???"before laughing my ass off

Why would would tie rods fail? Sorry, I'm anoob.

IT's something that will become a harsh truth as your noob status wears away, the 2g tie rods, lower control arms in the front and many other parts wear out fast and repeatedly with time to where you just get sick of replacing them and curse at mitsu for putting such a weak part on the car to start with like the tie rods (i need a right outter at the moment myself LOL)
 
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RNR_MOTORS

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Feb 9, 2009
novi, Michigan
Anyone can do that in someone else's car......dave 2x champ ever does that in my car ill show him a thing or 2 ill grab a hold of the steering wheel as he turns and say oh sh$t what now dave u brake it u buy it biotch!!!!!!!
 

THE_ARTIST_

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Jul 3, 2004
Mountain Home, Idaho
Wait they forgot to add something in the video. I gotcha mitsu...

"What Dave doesn't know is he is driving a b!tchmobile we like to call the 4th gen eclipse."
 

turboglenn

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Nov 5, 2007
RIpley, West_Virginia
"What Dave doesn't know is he is driving a b!tchmobile we like to call the 4th gen eclipse."

He does seem a little full of himself and talking the 4g up into an urban supercar of sorts. You see the cocky looks he was giving them sometimes shile he was mid-maneuver/brake slide and giving them the mental statement "got ya scared don't I bi***" with a touch of being full of himself about it on top of it all!! LOL
 
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