Ive Never laughed so hard opening a package in my life

[Airpoppoff]

Well i got my valve cover finally today, i bought it from my good freind Tom (AW4G63).

Here is the package

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If you cant tell, a vavle cover is really not that fragile, but tom seems to think it is?, Notice all the pointless sticky notes throughout the package...

Heres the left side of the package

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Notice the stickers, and if you cant read them, the one on the left says
"not a picnic basket"
the one in the middle says
"OH>WA"
The first one on the right says
"Scrach and sniff Product, Sniff here"
The one on the far right....
"Call The AMISH connection for all your part needs"

so i open it up laughin my ass off, then i see there is a packing slip on the front with 2 stickers around it that say "PACKING SLIP HERE!" around it.

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and thats the packing slip

me and tom traded a headlight for the valve cover so we made a deal
the packing slip says
PART # PRICE
cover of valves for pos
crapbucket

Surcharge for oil coating $100

Noob Charge -100
Calling Tom Grandpa +50
Trade Of headlight -50

notes: Your car < My car


Tom: I would like to thank you for your exeptional service and for the nice laugh, your the man, everyone else... i would highly reccomend this guy...

 

[thehyena]

and just to think.... tom's leaving for a while (or so he says)

 

[afox50x]

What's the sticker with the stick figure holding the bottle?

 

[thehyena]

Originally posted by afox50x
What's the sticker with the stick figure holding the bottle?

that's either tom explaining how he's a total lush or matts love for mountain dew?

 

[Isotta91]

hahaha thats great. n00b charge hahaa.

 

[98TsiAWD]

 

[AW4G63]

I personaly thought it was funny when doing it at work. :laugh:

Thats how I work with my customers.


So you didnt get the dead penguin? Fwwwwwww, good thing.


The sticker of the guy with the bottle is self explainitory, i didnt want a drunk guy handling Matts package.

 

[Defiant]

Fra-geely! It's from Italy!

 

[Airpoppoff]

bwhahahahaah, tom your the man

 

[90LaserTurbo89k]

aren't you gonna show us pics of the VC, Matt?

the box is funny as hell, but i wanna see Tom's actual work.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

YO TOM! When do I get mine???

Tom

 

[zmarko]

. Great stuff. Good way to start out my day, thanks.

 

[LandoAWD]

....that even beats when candela sent me oily undies with a manifold wrapped in them

 

[Dsmed]

now thats some funny shit. Obviously Tom needed the promotion he got cause he had way too much time on his hands, or they jumped him up to the 2nd grade finally. Whats next, cursive?

 

[Tevenor]

:laugh: That's funnier than shit!

 

[AW4G63]

Originally posted by Tom Sawyer
YO TOM! When do I get mine???

Tom

Tom , Its Tom (AW4G63) . Tom will have your cover to you shortly, Well in time. Im sorry but you said you want the PIMP SHIT so I gotta make sure its flawless. I havent had anytime lately out side of work & being crazy, But I didnt forget about your ass.

Just so ya guys know, Matts VCover isnt polished its normal ol cover w/oil. Sorry matt, I was outta the degreaser.

 

[Airpoppoff]

Originally posted by AW4G63



Just so ya guys know, Matts VCover isnt polished its normal ol cover w/oil. Sorry matt, I was outta the degreaser.

yeah jesus christ whats with that?

 

[twenty5psi]

scrath and sniff here.. i could only imagine what the postal people were thinking when they read that..its a wonder the package wasnt seized and checked for a bomb or anthrax with that sticker..

 

[AW4G63]

Sorry Matt, The whole engine of that car was covered with oil, But I think im buying the motor. Its a nice little 6 bolt in need of rebuilt.....Ahhhh time to do some shit to my car, I got the ACT2600 I got the Fidanza, I got nice brakes and Im aqurring some more suspension parts. That means its almost time for the go mods! WHooohoooo.


:livewiththefockingoil:

 

[LandoAWD]

Originally posted by AW4G63
Ahhhh time to do some shit to my car, I got the ACT2600 I got the Fidanza, I got nice brakes and Im aqurring some more suspension parts. That means its almost time for the go mods! WHooohoooo.


:livewiththefockingoil:

Biter Thats the same list going in on the Laser, minus the brakes which should probably be done soon as well.....

:getmymodsandshitonfirst:

 

[thehyena]

here's the shipping label from the package i just got from tom

 

[AW4G63]

WOOT!

Scan the box of dead bugs and dirt I sent you too knoobie.

ARGGGGGGG

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thats thehyena

what a choch.

 

[thehyena]

YYYAAAARRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!

i will after lunch

 

[Chuckt]

what i like is even with the fragile stickers, there is still a HUGE dent in the side of the box

 

[Airpoppoff]

wholy old balls thread batman