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Black Widow97

Proven Member
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Sep 2, 2010
Oxbow, North_Dakota
Here's what we've got so far.

Once upon a time a white dsm crashed into your mom, crushing three tons of her blueberry titties. Meanwhile, my front door flew off, which hit vtec. Charlie exploded into rice flavored LOLlipops with lots of jdm ho's thongs removed, which looked like cottage cheese turtles. French people made the awd boosted Honda blow up nitrous because vtec cannot poop into mouth openings. Obama's car door exploded, releasing nuclear dorritos poisoned by a Mexican's cholo sausage fat. Soon brownfinger replied to your fart cannon smell because fartcans could kill homosexuals, leaving them straight. Up yours! Furthermore, Volkswagen stole Jack Sparrow's idea about colonoscopy raping benign goats at a fvcking show. When you touch your big toe, you shit around ricers you crapped on with ninja stars. My cats are hairy like a ballsack and vaginas are crusty sometimes at Blinkys peephole. You find Chuck Norris' peanuts up around crevasses and butt cracks. Fail. Spongebob joygasmed nut in your eyes. Tomorrow night, a stalker will be in your knockers. Between your mom's doughnuts is a smelly fishbowl, which sprouted legs everywhere today because I shat bricks on a Chevy wagon because Toredo had smoked a huge blunt. Samich is smoking stinky cheese curds that smell like dookie. Balls have conflageration flabbergasted sluts while dripping a lot of bean's juiceswhere hookers strip and trip balls over street corners, prostituting their kid's nutsack hairs for golden tickets from Willy Wanka. We ejaculate on V-tecs blowing rods out of cylinder heads because hondas are weak, but they soon repair everything. Faries, however always spin clockwise on a FWD. Supercharged sucks unfortunately. Turbos spool great, faster when WOT is discombobulated at 9000 RPM until knock goblins tripped, sucking balls.
After Jon B. came while superman masturbated atop, spilling tadpoles assassinating honda civics and cow's udders. Mooooooo. When Leroy mooo's ubruptly it is urgent as pooping happens. Now I flick nipples because we widdled her SRT-10 down causing extreme vaginal detonation abruptly.
Without changing gigantic timing, we gently pushed deeper into the rear ententrance's gunky, messy hole, finding some unwanted ghey blockage of smelly goodness. That killed my ponies with amazing ninjutsu bombs, Tearing up her remote gaping sphincter by telling that fat oozed and farted silently, but deadly. While slapping him continuouslyin the mouth with dildos vibrating vigerously inside somebody.
While a phone broke cheap inside Kakarot and Gohan vageta with beans bursting with protein and juicy bewbs. Carlos flicks bic's with his stubby thumb but failed because he ejaculated to her esophagus hole which gagged uncontrollably because she got nerbous, then began puking ecstatically all night. Your Mom's vagina is jealous of beating astronauts dead. Corey squirts like Cytheria licking balls and laughing at Carlos for licking men's chili rings inside ghey widow's butts. Finally midgets like to bite fromundacheese viciously gnawing on bupes from dead cat's balls.
Baginas are tasteless when maintained, but not if left uncleaned, duh. They stank bad. Mcgangbangs knew Smegma would aisian punch Obama into pajamas with ultra flamers cross-dresser's colors of pink and yellow civics.
Bud92gsx's Eclipse is under 16.999 when having anal sex with his big cheese fleshlight with his boyfriends finger inserted up the hoe's chilirings and slit causing ejaculation into her eye. Then Joe Mama called Carlos Mencia and Charlie Sheen to unite their alcaholic tendancies for one hugeass party tonight with threesoms. C... C... C... COCAINE sucks when smoked because the dumbass used comcast because coroporations suck pieces of magical dust,
Supercalafragilasticexpialidocious is mega ghey but dumb, sexy, and horny which turns Widow on. Crazy batshit strangelove is one nutty nazi who hates work but loves bombs inserted behind his taint inside crap filled with slimy corn covering his asshole. Jessica Alba said Dayum has gonorrhea and like anal sex with Obama's Wenches that have diseases....

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scott90gsx420

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Sep 25, 2010
nampa, Idaho
Heres picking up from the last time.

... Between your mom's doughnuts is a smelly fishbowl, which sprouted legs everywhere today because I shat bricks on a Chevy wagon because Toredo had smoked a huge blunt. Samich is smoking stinky cheese curds that smell like dookie. Balls have conflageration flabbergasted sluts while dripping a lot of bean's juiceswhere hookers strip and trip balls over street corners, prostituting their kid's nutsack hairs for golden tickets from Willy Wanka. We ejaculate on V-tecs blowing rods out of cylinder heads because hondas are weak, but they soon repair everything. Faries, however always spin clockwise on a FWD. Supercharged sucks unfortunately. Turbos spool great, faster when WOT is discombobulated at 9000 RPM until knock goblins tripped, sucking balls.
After Jon B. came while superman masturbated atop, spilling tadpoles assassinating honda civics and cow's udders. Mooooooo. When Leroy mooo's ubruptly it is urgent as pooping happens. Now I flick nipples because we widdled her SRT-10 down causing extreme vaginal detonation abruptly.
Without changing gigantic timing, we gently pushed deeper into the rear ententrance's gunky, messy hole, finding some unwanted ghey blockage of smelly goodness. That killed my ponies with amazing ninjutsu bombs, Tearing up her remote gaping sphincter by telling that fat oozed and farted silently, but deadly. While slapping him continuouslyin the mouth with dildos vibrating vigerously inside somebody.
While a phone broke cheap inside Kakarot and Gohan vageta with beans bursting with protein and juicy bewbs. Carlos flicks bic's with his stubby thumb but failed because he ejaculated to her esophagus hole which gagged uncontrollably because she got nerbous, then began puking ecstatically all night. Your Mom's vagina is jealous of beating astronauts dead. Corey squirts like Cytheria licking balls and laughing at Carlos for licking men's chili rings inside ghey widow's butts. Finally midgets like to bite fromundacheese viciously gnawing on bupes from dead cat's balls.
Baginas are tasteless when maintained, but not if left uncleaned, duh. They stank bad. Mcgangbangs knew Smegma would aisian punch Obama into pajamas with ultra flamers cross-dresser's colors of pink and yellow civics.
Bud92gsx's Eclipse is under 16.999 when having anal sex with his big cheese fleshlight with his boyfriends finger inserted up the hoe's chilirings and slit causing ejaculation into her eye. Then Joe Mama called Carlos Mencia and Charlie Sheen to unite their alcaholic tendancies for one hugeass party tonight with threesoms. C... C... C... COCAINE sucks when smoked because the dumbass used comcast because coroporations suck pieces of magical dust,
Supercalafragilasticexpialidocious is mega ghey but dumb, sexy, and horny which turns Widow on. Crazy batshit strangelove is one nutty nazi who hates work but loves bombs inserted behind his taint inside crap filled with slimy corn covering his asshole. Jessica Alba said Dayum has gonorrhea and like anal sex with Obama's Wenches that have diseases....

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Lol iwas literly just getting ready to say someone should consolidate this thread.. Thanks man..
 
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