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Funny thread about a dude that goes psycho.

talon94es

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1
May 3, 2002
BroomField, Colorado
I found this to be absolutely hilarious! Basically this old guy (50) goes to the mountain bike forums and cordially post a thread seeking a partner (female) to go on an extended trip to go mountain biking in different areas.. What ensued was great reading. Check it out if your board or bummed out and want something to cheer you up. It worked for me. ROFL

Mtn Bike Psycho
 

Jeremoose

Proven Member
859
3
Sep 28, 2004
Edmonton, Alberta_Canada
Wow. Just wow. Stuff like that makes me glad we have moderators who would cyber bi*** slap clowns like that. :D
 

talon94es

Proven Member
1,006
1
May 3, 2002
BroomField, Colorado
I'm saying. That tewl flew off the handle and started threating everyone on that forum.. BTW, if you read it you only need to read the 1st page since he stopped posting after that.
 

Ken

Proven Member
526
1
Oct 28, 2002
Freeburg, Illinois
I'm looking for a female companion to travel cross country in a DSM. She must have a AAA membership, cell phone, be good at pushing cars. I am old, balding, and pleasant to get along with...for a psycopath.
 

Thomas91169

Proven Member
4,492
27
Jan 18, 2004
modesto, California
haha that whole thread is great. i guess he has ties to the 9/11 attacks, the Stayner Murders, as well as other shit. he was prolly cycling and helped peterson stuff her body into the carpet and dump it into the ocean. and he acts like using a plane as a bomb is an original idea. if i remember a movie in the 70's had the same plot, or maybe im thinking on something else.

i still think defiant is more well known. shit, i was talking to people on a mustang site and they asked me if that moderator still closes threads like theyre going out of style.
 

leet

Proven Member
10,925
30
Jan 10, 2003
Atwater, California
I thought some of the people we've had here were annyoying.. wow.

My scale has been altered.
 

L2RTSiAWD

Honorary Moderator
Proven Member
11,535
21
Apr 8, 2002
Chandler, Arizona
talon94es said:
I'm saying. That tewl flew off the handle and started threating everyone on that forum.. BTW, if you read it you only need to read the 1st page since he stopped posting after that.


Excatly, I was like WTF
 

9d2TSi

Proven Member
1,215
1
Jun 5, 2003
Battle Creek, Michigan
Sure didn't take much to get him all twisted up. ROFL

chickenshit poltrunes... LOL!
 

Tsar

Proven Member
1,084
3
Sep 22, 2003
none, Alabama
DAmn that guy is gonna die of a heart attack...what a joke :toobad:
ROFL ROFL LOL!
 

Trigger Jack

Proven Member
126
0
Jun 18, 2004
Alpharetta, Georgia
Granted.....to make it even more entertaining, is that if you read where he likes to babble the most: http://www.mondopolitico.com/discus/messages/441/2087.html
He actually....is either thoroughly convinced that he could have stopped the attacks and whatnot, and therefore off his rocker; or he actually is connected to everything, and that's rather creepy as well.

As an addded note, his nickname on there is Saladin. For those uneducated, Saladin was an Iraqi that lived in the 1100s. Looks like he's got some connections somewhere, at least. :shhh:

Act now, while the opportunity to travel around the world with a conspiracy theory wacko still exists. ROFL

ps: Not wanting to make this political at all, just adding some background on the man in the spotlight.

Edit: And a poltroon is a coward.
 

Ken

Proven Member
526
1
Oct 28, 2002
Freeburg, Illinois

dsmRemy

Proven Member
50
0
Oct 13, 2004
Winnipeg, Manitoba_Canada
man, if i was a girl that thread would have made me wet!! ROFL

people take the internet far to serious now adays
 

sting0004

Proven Member
430
0
Oct 29, 2002
Buckscounty, Pennsylvania
"
Dear cyclotouriste,

My name is DaveLFC. I am an amateur cyclist and a professional homosexual.
I would love it if you could find it in your heart to be my companion for my forthcoming cycling trip to Brighton. I love reading, watching TV and eating chickenshit poltroons.

You recently wrote a post inviting people to interfere with you, face-to-face. Well, I would like to take you up on that invitation as I'd lurrve to 'interfere' with you.

Yours in anticipation,

Dave

p.s. all that talk of 9-11 made me hot. "


Good Reply ROFL
 

Zmann42087

Proven Member
842
20
May 9, 2005
Champaign, Illinois
DingUmmm!!!

Consider yourself warned:

Be on the lookout for suicide bombers via bicycle.
 

Tsi_User

Proven Member
1,265
1
Oct 19, 2004
East Lansing, Michigan
After reading post #7 I think if I was a lady cyclist that I would be somewhat afraid to go off on a tour with you LOL!


I have a book in the making right now, and part of it is on the internet. You read it and you will see that I kept those attack plans under my hat because I know about no good bastards like you and how you permeate American society -the best part is that he's threatening the people on the boards with his book ROFL

Next thing we know in the 10 o'clock news: The man that discovered plans to attack the Wolrd Trade center has gone on a rampage with his bike, killing 12 people in 8 different states.
 
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