92BaSeBoMBeR
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- Feb 23, 2003
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San_Jacinto_Ca
A man and his wife are driving across country from WA to florida. The mans wife starts yelling for the man 2 pull over because a cop has his sirens on behind them. Then officer runs the plates then walks up to the car and says, "where you folks from." They woman replies, " Washington officer, just passing through your state, its so beatiful." The officer nods and asks the man where he's from. The man doesnt answer so the cop looks 2ward the wife. "HE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOUR FROM HONEY!" the wife yells. The husband replies, " Washinton, passing through toward Florida." The cop says, "Thats funny, i had the worst piece of ass in washinton." "What?" the man says. His wife turns and yells "HE SAYS HE KNOWS U!"
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Guy goes to his dr and says he needs a double prescription of viagra. The dr asks why and the man says he has his wife and his gf coming over 1 after the other to stay with him this weekend. The dr does it and the following monday the man comes in2 the dr.s office with a sling on. The dr. asks what happened? "No1 showed up.."
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Guy goes to his dr and says he needs a double prescription of viagra. The dr asks why and the man says he has his wife and his gf coming over 1 after the other to stay with him this weekend. The dr does it and the following monday the man comes in2 the dr.s office with a sling on. The dr. asks what happened? "No1 showed up.."