thehyena
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I searched, couldn't find one... so i started one. post the funniest joke you know, clean, dirty, whatever!
I'll start it off (not the funniest but it is funny)
:ahem:
Three friends - two straight guys and a ### guy - and their significant
others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all
drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much,
you even married a woman name Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You
loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman
named Candy!"
The ### guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't
look good, Dick."
I'll start it off (not the funniest but it is funny)
:ahem:
Three friends - two straight guys and a ### guy - and their significant
others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all
drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much,
you even married a woman name Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You
loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman
named Candy!"
The ### guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't
look good, Dick."