MEz
10+ Year Contributor
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- Nov 9, 2011
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Gilbert,
Arizona
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This is a thread of funny dsm stories or moments, could be about anything.
This is a thread of funny dsm stories or moments, could be about anything.
Was taking out the trans from my old talon and the whole car lurches to the left (the cement under the jack stands gave out) I yell at my buddy to grab the jack. He asks me where he should put it and as soon as he finished his sentence the car drops on me. Next thing I know the car is off. Robert had that jack under it and jacked up like it was on crack haha. Then my girl friend comes out and doesnt see the blood dripping from my head and just says "your dirty!" then leaves to the store. Some girl who was driving by happened to see this and she comes running into my drive way yelling at me asking if I was ok. All I can do is raise my hand and nod yes because me and Robert are doubled over laughing .
I tried to have sex in the back seat..
You can have sex in the back.Just put the seats down. I like to sit in there sometimes and look up at the stars.
Although in the front seat would not be fun. Even road brain is semi hard to do in these cars.
This guy I met at the local pool hall tonight tried to convince me that I would "blow up" my stock block if I ran 15lbs of boost (With forged pistons, rods, fuel mods, fmic, tune, etc.), because "some mexicans told me".