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dsm_ribbitpoison

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Dec 17, 2020
Cidra, Puerto_Rico
So, you guys heard of r/RoastMyRide... It's time for Roast My DSM.

Think of it as r/RoastMyRide, except with your DSM. Remember, this is all meant to be for fun, and it's also meant to be funny, and you should only participate if you want to play along and not get upset by the roasting. I'll start first by adding my Eclipse's pictures here. These are full sized images. ROFL

P.S: If you're a fellow Redditor, and you have seen this post, please let me know, haha!

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Well since you asked...

Is the sun stronger at higher elevations?

"The sun is much stronger, and can be more damaging at high altitude. ... But by the time you're on the mountain skiing at altitudes of over 10,000 feet, the sun's intensity increases by 60%. That's partly because at very high altitudes, the thinning of the atmosphere makes the sun's rays a lot more powerful."

Maybe if your car didn't have a suspension lift kit installed on it some of your clear coat and door trim would have been saved.


Please roast my childhood 95 RS
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Love the idea for this thread... hopefully everyone has fun with it.

Roast away with this old pic:

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At least you didn’t finish dead last, 100th/100 in this race.
 
First DSMer I've seen post his top speed right on his door.
 
I was hoping that someone would post a pic of a DSM that WASNT waiting for a tow truck....but...

Done. In its natural habitat
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So, you guys heard of r/RoastMyRide... It's time for Roast My DSM.

Think of it as r/RoastMyRide, except with your DSM. Remember, this is all meant to be for fun, and it's also meant to be funny, and you should only participate if you want to play along and not get upset by the roasting. I'll start first by adding my Eclipse's pictures here. These are full sized images. ROFL

P.S: If you're a fellow Redditor, and you have seen this post, please let me know, haha!​



Please roast my childhood 95 RS
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NT 2gs are not DSMs.
 
I feel like mine should be an easy target...
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Only washed the front so it looks clean in the rear view mirror?
 
Well since you asked...

Is the sun stronger at higher elevations?

"The sun is much stronger, and can be more damaging at high altitude. ... But by the time you're on the mountain skiing at altitudes of over 10,000 feet, the sun's intensity increases by 60%. That's partly because at very high altitudes, the thinning of the atmosphere makes the sun's rays a lot more powerful."

Maybe if your car didn't have a suspension lift kit installed on it some of your clear coat and door trim would have been saved.


Please roast my childhood 95 RS
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Nice car, bro. Is that The Fast and The Furious hero car before it got the glow-up by Universal?
(the rims do remind me of the Axis rims from the actual Hero car)
 
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