GhostSpooLrTK
20+ Year Contributor
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- Sep 17, 2002
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El Paso,
Texas
My Car Dieeeeeed! My Car Died On The Worst Night Of My Life!
Well, this is a pretty tale, i hope you guys find some amusement out of all this misery, atleast then somebody gets something good out of all this bullshit.
Ok, Im a loser, and im totally obsessed with this one chick right, well she still has a boyfriend but we're really good friends and she talks alot about how shez attracted to me and slams her bf alot, all that good crap. Well last night she asked me to go bowling with her and her friends right. Well since i think shes the most beautiful, kind, cool, divine girl in michigan, i naturally go "HELL YEA!" So she picks me up at my house and we go to the Bowling Alley. Well we get in there and meet with all her friends who i knew most of em from school. Well we are there atleast 10 minutes, maybe 15, and her boyfriend comes walking in. Yay to the ackwardness. So i throw on the chill in corner mode and just talk with her friends while he acts kewl and i think he was saying shit about her going out with me or something like that.
Anyhow, Her and all her friends leave about 10 minutes later to go to a party. Needless to say i dont feel like being tag along any further so i opt to just go home. So she drops me off at home and im kinda upset , cuz i dont get a chance to ever go out with her. So naturally i begin my venting process..........I turn the DSM key.
Well i jet up on I69 , just doing like 80, nothing special, throw open the roof and listen to some music. I decide im going to go to Lapeer to watch the nights street races (its Imlay City's Prom Night So Theyll Be Out In Force) Well i get off the Highway and get on a side road to go to Lapeer, since all the cops are on the highway. Well i pull up to this intersection, stop, then push in my clutch, 1st gear, and start to pull through it, WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM. My car feels like i just threw it in reverse with the Ebrake on.
MOTHER FUKKER! NO GOD NOT MY CAR! YOU TRAITOR.
I take so much shit in life its disghusting, but my car is my life, its all i have, ive never had a long relationship, ive never been rich, i dont have alot of friends who dont use me for my car or something else, and most of them have backstabbed me countless times. So my DSM is all i have.
Anyhow, I sat in the middle of this intersection from 11:30pm to 3am. The tow company i called, i TOLD THEM, send a Flatbed, what they do, they sent a normal ol tow truck 2 hours after i called them, so then the poor driver had to drive all the way back to his base and get a flatbed.
Well he gets a flatbed and trys loading my car, which is firmly stuck in gear, onto the car. Somehow he manages and it gets pulled on, we drive to my dads and drop it off.
Nights total, one scratched to pieces Blue Ice Pearl paint job, one damaged BLitz Rear Bumper, one chipped Shogun front lip, and one really sad teen. I hate my life
Well thats my story in a nutshell. It was fun being humiliated by every Highschooler on their way back from Prom. This was bar none, the WORST night ive ever had. I think i need to just sell my DSM, get a Metro and go back to working all the time. Nothing ever bad happened to me when i just sat around and worked all day. Whenever i try to go out and have fun or whatever bad shit always happens, god hates me i know it.
Well, hope you guys had fun.
Ghost is Outta Here.
Well, this is a pretty tale, i hope you guys find some amusement out of all this misery, atleast then somebody gets something good out of all this bullshit.
Ok, Im a loser, and im totally obsessed with this one chick right, well she still has a boyfriend but we're really good friends and she talks alot about how shez attracted to me and slams her bf alot, all that good crap. Well last night she asked me to go bowling with her and her friends right. Well since i think shes the most beautiful, kind, cool, divine girl in michigan, i naturally go "HELL YEA!" So she picks me up at my house and we go to the Bowling Alley. Well we get in there and meet with all her friends who i knew most of em from school. Well we are there atleast 10 minutes, maybe 15, and her boyfriend comes walking in. Yay to the ackwardness. So i throw on the chill in corner mode and just talk with her friends while he acts kewl and i think he was saying shit about her going out with me or something like that.
Anyhow, Her and all her friends leave about 10 minutes later to go to a party. Needless to say i dont feel like being tag along any further so i opt to just go home. So she drops me off at home and im kinda upset , cuz i dont get a chance to ever go out with her. So naturally i begin my venting process..........I turn the DSM key.
Well i jet up on I69 , just doing like 80, nothing special, throw open the roof and listen to some music. I decide im going to go to Lapeer to watch the nights street races (its Imlay City's Prom Night So Theyll Be Out In Force) Well i get off the Highway and get on a side road to go to Lapeer, since all the cops are on the highway. Well i pull up to this intersection, stop, then push in my clutch, 1st gear, and start to pull through it, WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM. My car feels like i just threw it in reverse with the Ebrake on.
MOTHER FUKKER! NO GOD NOT MY CAR! YOU TRAITOR.
I take so much shit in life its disghusting, but my car is my life, its all i have, ive never had a long relationship, ive never been rich, i dont have alot of friends who dont use me for my car or something else, and most of them have backstabbed me countless times. So my DSM is all i have.
Anyhow, I sat in the middle of this intersection from 11:30pm to 3am. The tow company i called, i TOLD THEM, send a Flatbed, what they do, they sent a normal ol tow truck 2 hours after i called them, so then the poor driver had to drive all the way back to his base and get a flatbed.
Well he gets a flatbed and trys loading my car, which is firmly stuck in gear, onto the car. Somehow he manages and it gets pulled on, we drive to my dads and drop it off.
Nights total, one scratched to pieces Blue Ice Pearl paint job, one damaged BLitz Rear Bumper, one chipped Shogun front lip, and one really sad teen. I hate my life
Well thats my story in a nutshell. It was fun being humiliated by every Highschooler on their way back from Prom. This was bar none, the WORST night ive ever had. I think i need to just sell my DSM, get a Metro and go back to working all the time. Nothing ever bad happened to me when i just sat around and worked all day. Whenever i try to go out and have fun or whatever bad shit always happens, god hates me i know it.
Well, hope you guys had fun.
Ghost is Outta Here.