Jeremoose
15+ Year Contributor
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- Sep 28, 2004
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Edmonton,
Alberta_Canada
So tonight I went to a movie with a lady friend, which went fine... Then we get outside and this Native and some white guy start bothering us. At first they were just talking to us and generally being a nuisance, then they grabbed her. So, I kinda stepped forward and told the guys to step the F*CK off.. Any-who, it started as a pushing match then the white guy grabs me and punches me in the stomach; meanwhile the native guy is telling the lady what a b*tch I am, etc etc... The guys still holding onto me, so I basically just overpower him and get an arm free and punch him in the kidneys, then the native jumps in. They start wildly throwing punches, as do I; both of us getting some GOOD shots in. Here comes the funny side-note: in my wild flailing, I *accidentally* swing my arm back and hit the white guy RIGHT in the temple knocking him to the ground (didn't even do it on purpose, kinda funny actually). The native guy kinda looks down at his buddy, shocked, so I grab him and toss him into the wall that I was pushed up against the whole time, then I grab him by the shirt and cokc (can't spell that the real way for some reason.. 
) my fist, and he's like, "DUDE, we were just clowning!!" So I just kinda shoved him off to the side and walked over to my car, end of story. The weirdest part is that these weren't very big guys (hence the tossing them around), and they still went for me even though I'm about 6'3 245 pounds... Either VERY ballzy or a little stoned/drunk 
.. Anyways, that's my story! Catcha all lata!!
P.S. the white guy was still on the ground when I drove by after!!
) my fist, and he's like, "DUDE, we were just clowning!!" So I just kinda shoved him off to the side and walked over to my car, end of story. The weirdest part is that these weren't very big guys (hence the tossing them around), and they still went for me even though I'm about 6'3 245 pounds... Either VERY ballzy or a little stoned/drunk .. Anyways, that's my story! Catcha all lata!!P.S. the white guy was still on the ground when I drove by after!!
some people are just so stupid. good lookin out for your girl dude. 
Well i guess some people are just stupid, good job anyway 
and my ear started ringing so I pushed him into a concrete(sp?) pillar and his friends piled on my. Like 6 umpa lumpas(sp?)trying to kill me. Of course they got me on the ground and started kicking me. But before I could get up they were all down. My foot ball friends love to fight and they saw us from inside. Of course the stupid rentacops came out at the wrong time and pinned us with starting the fight. So now I'm banned from our school dances and games from now on. . Oh well. No battle scars for me, but they had bruises and one kid had a broken finger. Luckily noone tried to press charges. 
