Car/ racing Halloween costume ideas?

[Funfettie]

Right, well as many of you know, Halloween is kinda a big deal in college. What better excuse for college girls to look as sluty as possible and show off there bodies while getting drunk outa your mind.

With that being said, my girlfriend of 3 years is absolutely pumped for Halloween this year. And since I'm huge into dsms and cars and whatnot, she bought this skimpy little car model/ pit crew kinda outfit and she expects me to match. Help?

Haha. What should I do? I thought about picking up a racing flame retardant suit from jegs or Simpson, but I don't think I'll use it down the road seeing me car will only be doing 10 second 1/4 miles, and I don't think they are required for auto x and at $500+, im not likin it. Any other ideas?
Thanks guys and gals
~Funfettie~

 

[TSITurbo95]

Buy a skimpy flame retardant suite? . How about some overalls with grease stains and you can be a mechanic? Idk

 

[EDM95]

The stig. End thread.

 

[Funfettie]

the stig!!! haha but how will i consume alcohol with a helmet i cant take off for it will reveal my true identity..? get shitfaced before the partys? haha

 

[TSITurbo95]

Beer bong. Cut a hole/slightly crack your helmet and put the hose in your mouth

 

[crash89]

tape a couple of those plastic cup holders to the helmet with some small hoses in the drinks to your mouth!!! like this

 

[isantop]

the stig!!! haha but how will i consume alcohol with a helmet i cant take off for it will reveal my true identity..? get shitfaced before the partys? haha

It doesn't matter. The Stig can't get shitfaced anyways.

 

[EDM95]

Were going to need pics of said girl in her Halloween costume to help you better.

 

[Funfettie]

Were going to need pics of said girl in her Halloween costume to help you better.

haha im sure you will ill see if she will pose for you this weekend

 

[Mitch41]

In for pics.

 

[Slightlystoopod]

+1 Pics^

Dress up like Ricky Bobby. The whole Wonder bread suit and all

Just on option - But I like the Stig idea best. For the drinking situation - you could do either what Crash89 said or get one of those crash packs that motorcyclists wear and just make it a shell that will hold liquid. Fill it with beer or whatever then have a hidden tube that runs through your suit, up the side of your neck and into your mouth.

Probably way over thinking this hahaha

 

[Funfettie]

i might go all out on this. haha. I thought about picking up a camel back, you know those backpacks for holding water or whatevs for runners. throw it under the suit in the back and im good to go!

 

[4g63t]

boom
Talladega Nights Adult Mens Costume

 

[Funfettie]

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Talladega Nights Adult Mens Costume

that might be a winner... haha
anyone know anything about K1 racing suits? found this cheep-o one on ebay, single layer cotton something or another?

K1 Triumph SFI 1 Auto Racing Suit 1 Piece Driving Fire SFI 3 2A 1 Nomex | eBay

 

[4g63t]

with the Ricky bobby one, who cares if you get wasted and ruin it. or rip it apart. or whatever happens haha.

 

[Funfettie]

^ this is true. probs dont wanna ruin a good racing suit..

 

[Gooberlog]

"I still got my dirty pee pants on"