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Britney Spears attacks with an Umbrella!

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dj_jake

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Oct 25, 2002
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man britney is at it again, she just went nuts on some intrusive paparazzi at a Mobil gas station. but can you say you blame her? this kind of life is whats driving her crazy.
Newly bald singer and star Britany Spears is caught on tape going nuts, when paparazzi overwhelm her, and she savagely beats them to near death in this new and exclusive clip!

CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO
 
except theres no video there buddy, but thanks for your concern
 
Good for ####ing her. #### the paparazzi. Id beat the shit out of those people every ####ing day of the week if i was famous. There needs to be laws against blatantly stalking people and ridding them of their privacy just cause theyre famous and make millions.
 
OMG Breaking news she had LICE!!!! THats why she shaved her head!! And DSM stands for Diamond Star Motors!!!!!!

Everyone Panic!
 
There are shampoos for lice. And I'm not sure that if she had them that they were living on her head. :sneaky:
 
There are shampoos for lice. And I'm not sure that if she had them that they were living on her head. :sneaky:

Ha reminds me of one of my favorite parts from ATHF...you gotta wait until the end. Hilarious.

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Good for ####ing her. #### the paparazzi. Id beat the shit out of those people every ####ing day of the week if i was famous. There needs to be laws against blatantly stalking people and ridding them of their privacy just cause theyre famous and make millions.

I agree that paparazzi should be outlawed. Though I imagine it would simply make them more clever and profitable.
 
i know what that guy is thinking to himself now "I'm rich bi***"
 
I can't stand paparazzi's period. If I were them I wouldn't have even made the video public, it just makes them look like idiots. The video cuts in and out a few times, who knows how long they were bugging her and then when she finally does lose it and swings the umbrella around, they're like "Oh snap! Check it out, this miniscule ding on my door and a tiny mark on the glass, what would drive a person to this level of insanity!?" They like to play dumb and innocent. I'm in no way a Britney Spears fan but this video did nothing but make the paprazzi look like pure idiots.
 
LOL she is out of control. But nothing beats the Jesus' tomb found with his bones in it crawling all over CNN right now.......thats scary- I hope they cant get dna from it, due to the fact that they would clone him 0_o
 
LOL she is out of control. But nothing beats the Jesus' tomb found with his bones in it crawling all over CNN right now.......thats scary- I hope they cant get dna from it, due to the fact that they would clone him 0_o

I really hope they DO find his tomb cus seriously, I'm not AGAINST religion at this point of my life I just really wish my mom would stop PUSHING it onto me...
I think its funny how they know what year the dinosaurs died but they can't find effin jesus or THAT BIG ASS BOAT noah drove around...ugh.

I'd probably be in jail if i were a celebrity... I'd probably go around stalking the Paperazzi to piss them off... THAT would be a site to see... Front page clips of a Paperazzi buyin a hooker HAH!
 
If I ruled the world, there would be a hunting season for paparazzi, 11 months outta the year. Might be better business for them, and at least they wouldn't mow over fans to get a shot of Betty White not wearing a thong. :sneaky:
 
I think its funny how they know what year the dinosaurs died but they can't find effin jesus or THAT BIG ASS BOAT noah drove around...ugh.

They won't find Jesus and they never will.

(3 days after Jesus was crucified and placed in a large rock tomb)
Matthew 28:1-10
""After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb. There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.
The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you."
So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings" he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me." ""



The ark, that's another story, even though it doesn't surprise me that it hasn't been found considering it was made of wood and wood decomposes.
 
They won't find Jesus and they never will.

(3 days after Jesus was crucified and placed in a large rock tomb)
Matthew 28:1-10
""After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb. There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.
The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you."
So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings" he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me." ""



The ark, that's another story, even though it doesn't surprise me that it hasn't been found considering it was made of wood and wood decomposes.
Please don't bring religious discussion onto this forum. Just because you believe what ancient texts say doesn't mean everyone does. There is a difference between knowing and believing, please respect that difference. No offense, but avoiding religion and politics on this site is what helps maintain it as one of the best sites on the net.
 
Please don't bring religious discussion onto this forum. Just because you believe what ancient texts say doesn't mean everyone does. There is a difference between knowing and believing, please respect that difference. No offense, but avoiding religion and politics on this site is what helps maintain it as one of the best sites on the net.


I am sorry if you thought my quote had anything whatsoever to do with religion, because it did not, man created religion. I simply quoted something from the Bible, which is a book of historical accounts.
 
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