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Boobies or boost

Posted by Highbooost, Mar 13, 2009

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  1. Highbooost

    Highbooost Proven Member

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    Okay we are going to find out who the real car guys here are.

    Rules : Do not think out side the box (no punn intended) and no special circumstances.

    Would you rather being doing her or racing him?

    Later Dr Turbo
     

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  2. 94Jettameowpsst

    94Jettameowpsst Proven Member

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    Id rather have my car :-x
     

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  3. PIMking

    PIMking Proven Member

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    I was the only one to vote for boobs :( you guys are scaring me. I dont drive the DSM to often so I rather get laid thought.
     
  4. Atuca

    Atuca Supporting Member

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    Was just gonna say you are asking this on a performance car website, so there is no way there won't be some bias, but to be honest, when I first discovered boobies, MAYBE i vote that way, but been there done that. (Monogomy ftw?)

    A race is always different, crazy experience that can be duplicated never again. You don't know what will break, don't know if you'll win or lose, or if the time on the clock after your pass is gonna cut you at 13.13 or at 12.87 putting you in a group of 13s or 12s :)

    that is the kind of adrenalin boost gets you sex can't.
     

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  5. dazzellerr

    dazzellerr Proven Member

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    very well said. if it was a poll about a hot ass, i may have been persuaded to vote another way, but, i see no purpose in tits, you dont stare at them from behind anyways LOL.
     
  6. fastfive0

    fastfive0 Proven Member

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    depends what im racing or who im doing LOL..........me in a ferrari on the autobahn....I would take that over just about any one time quickie LOL.......me on my scooter racing a civic.....gimme a hot blonde LOL
     

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  7. 91talon27

    91talon27 Proven Member

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    I would rather be racing. As my wife states all the time there could be a NAKED woman standing next to a Supra and I would say something about the Supra every time.
     
  8. Highbooost

    Highbooost Proven Member

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    This is why America is 21st in worldwide education, some of us can't read, the first thread specifically says no special circumstances.

    Later Dr Turbo
     

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  9. Jeff99GS

    Jeff99GS Proven Member

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    Haha, now we have to use special circumstances. How about racing HER while she is on a scooter with her tits out floppin around! Topless scooter drags dude.

    That make my rig tingle just thinking about it.
     

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  10. Black_Bullet

    Black_Bullet Proven Member

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    I said boobs just because boobs dont get you speeding tickets or broken transmission parts :)

    But how about hitting boost, smoking the guy your racing, on the way to her house ;)
     

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  11. My1GLaser

    My1GLaser Proven Member

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    My car is a chick too, and I think she is damn sexy. I voted boost, but it was weird reading it saying "racing him." I always call my cars "she." I have a hot wife, but we've been married 7 years and I've only had my DSM for 2, so I am still in the honeymoon phase with the car. :D
     

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  12. Achelea

    Achelea Proven Member

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    I say boost. Kiara (my car) is less confusing than people. Besides, boobs are nice, but not everything. ;)
     

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  13. a_scobel

    a_scobel Proven Member

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    ..anddddd locked.
     

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  14. Redfwdsm

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    boost cause i cant ever remember a time where i said to myself god i wish this boost would shut the #### up and suck my #### LOL
     

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  15. Black_Bullet

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    You must've never had a boost leak with no tools handy LOL
     

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  16. Redwidow

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    boost - race him and then take his gf
    And we all know "boost gets you laid":thumb:
     

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  17. 98GST6BOLT

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    either way your going to wind up broke
     

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  18. PIMking

    PIMking Proven Member

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    At least the car doesn't mind being felt up all the time. My fiance slaps me when I do that.
     
  19. 420aNEWB

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    boost gets you laid,
     

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  20. 98GSXtreme07

    98GSXtreme07 Proven Member

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    Well, I know I won't win as you can see with my timeslip so.... (.)(.)

    But really, they're both lots of fun.

    :dsm:
     

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  21. DGajre777

    DGajre777 DSM Wiseman

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    How is this thread still open?
     

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  22. L2RTSiAWD

    L2RTSiAWD Honorary Moderator

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    Ugh....
     

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