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OMG Whatcha gonna do when tha 24" Pythons get wraped around you.

Thats nuts. I would have to say that no one picks a fight with him.
 
NOSLO2PT0 said:
Scary to think he's a cop too.

Him-"Step out of the vehicle please." Me-"Oh God please dont hurt me, im a punk bi***" :rolleyes: :p
 
yea, i had a cop like that, caught me n a girl in a park, let us go thank god.

then a couple months later he tried helping me push my firebird out of the snow, (no way in hell possible, was mishrad drifting in snow, and the snow got compressed under my cars side and lifted it up as if it was a jack.

i didnt know what to say, i didnt even look up at his face. so big. :cry:
 
GOOD GOD I BETCHA HES GOT A SMALL PECKER! :laugh: :laugh:



id still be scared as all hell if he came up to my car....id probably just break down and cry like a little girl scout getting her cookies stolen
 
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WTF? I thought he was going to lift it over his head. That was just dumb.
 
It's a deadlift. Not a clean 'n jerk.

Bah! Ronnie Coleman is a sissy boy! Witness the superior musculature of a 150 lb chimpanzee!:

In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer--a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring--was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds. (She was in a fit of passion at the time; one shudders to think what her boyfriend must have looked like next morning.) In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001b.html
 
It's not. That guy's on more steroids than a dairy cow. I'll be surprised if he lives past 50.
 
shat! OMG look at him so big, and the guy behind him is like half his size, shit I wish I had the muscle of the guy behind him, maybe not even that much.
 
No thank you. I would never want to be that big. As far as the people who think he would be tough in a fight, trust me, it's all intimidation at that point. He would probably be one of the easiest fights you have ever been in.

Regards,
 
I agree. Lets see how fast he can throw punches nevermind duck and straif (sp?). I bet hes no more agile than my dead grandmother. -Matt :shhh:
 
B00STED4banger said:
I'm willing to bet your opinion would change if you did end up in a rumble with that monster

Mine wouldn't. ;)

Regards,
 
B00STED4banger said:
I'm willing to bet your opinion would change if you did end up in a rumble with that monster

I'd have to agree with Aslan...I've known a few body builders, the majority of them can't fight for sh*t. Sure if they land one punch on your face you'd probably go into a coma or something, though...
 
a_scobel said:
I'd have to agree with Aslan...I've known a few body builders, the majority of them can't fight for sh*t. Sure if they land one punch on your face you'd probably go into a coma or something, though...

Again, not neccessarily. I would be willing to bet money on the spot that I can hit harder than that guy. The reason is this. Strength is only a minor part of the equation. Body mechanics, and proper body alignment, etc. outweighs strength tenfold when it comes to knowing how to hit. I know what I'm saying is going to sound like smoke and mirrors, but until you truly witness the difference between someone who is big and strong, and someone who knows HOW to hit, you would be amazed. It is as big of a difference as a 1.8L N/T Automatic, and a 900HP single turbo Supra.

Regards,
 
noslaser is very correct just cause someone is big an strong does NOT mean they have huge punching power.if a body builder grabs you then its a different story, punching is all proper mechanics and knowing how to punch watch some street fight videos 90% of people on this planet can NOT throw a proper punch(setting their feet, useing there shoulder/weight, haveing snap in your punch etc). plus haveing HUGE 1 hit KO power IS a god given ability
 
its3much said:
noslaser is very correct just cause someone is big an strong does NOT mean they have huge punching power.if a body builder grabs you then its a different story, punching is all proper mechanics and knowing how to punch watch some street fight videos 90% of people on this planet can NOT throw a proper punch(setting their feet, useing there shoulder/weight, haveing snap in your punch etc). plus haveing HUGE 1 hit KO power IS a god given ability

Now, if this guy is friends/family with Mike Tyson...THEN you have a problem.
 
a_scobel said:
Now, if this guy is friends/family with Mike Tyson...THEN you have a problem.

Mike Tyson can hit. He is actually one of the better ones I have seen in terms of knowing how to use body mechanics. Not cool. I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley.

Regards,
 
Mike Tyson? Talk about a paper tiger that was all about intimidation. Too bad he never won a fight with any of the top champions he met in his career. Holyfield-Tyson 3-0, Lewis-Tyson (1-0). Tyson's an ear-biting loser psychopath.

About kicking the steroid freak's ass...everyone's a champion streetfighter behind their keyboard. :rolleyes:
 
its3much said:
noslaser is very correct just cause someone is big an strong does NOT mean they have huge punching power.if a body builder grabs you then its a different story, punching is all proper mechanics and knowing how to punch watch some street fight videos 90% of people on this planet can NOT throw a proper punch(setting their feet, useing there shoulder/weight, haveing snap in your punch etc). plus haveing HUGE 1 hit KO power IS a god given ability


Just look at Bruce Lee. He was very small in stature, but he knew how to hit you. I'd rather be in a fight with some big guy off the street, than some smaller guy that's trained in the martial arts.
 
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