Holy crap, what a goat eff. Audi must have thought it was Thanksgiving with the amount of stuffing they were doing.

Hey, everybody! If you pay taxes to the US Government, you're now part-owner (without control) of General Motors! :thumb:Is this a great country, or what? :sneaky:How do we get this carbuncle off our asses? :barf:

2G transmission, bell housing to engine block bolts, pictured: http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/317998-tranny-bolt-pictures.html#post151694408

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/problem-diagnosis/206500-electric-oil-pressure-gauge-install-merged-7-7-installation-hookup-wiring.html

Has anyone here had their Comcast shut off for "too much use"? It sure was some fun on this end.

Yes. It only drives the compressor.http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/problem-diagnosis/61792-can-i-cut-my-c-belt-merged-8-8-cutting-remove-removing.html

It saves wear-and-tear on the gearbox, friction disk, CV joints, U-joints (where present) and traction: http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/drivetrain-tech/41855-double-clutch-shifting-merged-11-8-clutching-synchronizing.html

They're gone, but here's the info http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/189080-1g-door-window-trim-merged-10-8-belt-beltline-chrome-black-weatherstrip.html

Getting a new turbocharger? Wondering about breaking it in? http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/30407-how-properly-break-turbo-merged-5-8-a.html You can stop now.

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/258906-help-where-my-obd1-port-merged-9-8-a.html

"Paint"? Dude. It's no longer the twentieth century. Get a grip. http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/304544-fake-brake-caliper-covers-ebay-strikes-again.html

Glibberdorf fendlesnorp, suntwiddle mindarfiderb.

Getting a stripe or groove cut into your timing belt? http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/218640-resolved-timingbelt-falling-apart-merged-8-8-groove-cut-short-bolt-bolts.html

Stuck open? Poor operation? http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/problem-diagnosis/5067-sunroof-repair-2g-merged-8-8-sun-roof-rail-jam-stuck-open.html#post38483

Many DSM screw and bolt sizes are listed here: ColumbusDSM - 2G Turbo FWD Bolt & Fastener Wizard

DSM clear coat turning to powder? Yeh, they do that.http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/72599-dying-failing-clear-coat-merged-7-8-cote-clearcoat-paint-dead-flaking-peeling-rot.htmlIt sucks.

Wondering which to go with? Here's where it's discussed. For what it may be worth, I don't think you can find a "bad" timing belt. http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/89109-oem-timing-belt-aftermarket-merged-7-8-belts.html

Aaaaa

Need to burn up a shift at work?Secret Room 2 ....... "Nazi Bunker"

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/275746-how-fix-your-oil-cap-leaking-merged-3-8-leak-leaky.html

Post sightings of other DSMs you've seen in the NorCal area.Parked cars don't really count, but whatever.If you can, contact other owners and tell them about this site.

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/985-firewall-holes-merged-drill-drilling-pass-thru-wire-gauge-power-passenger.html

Of course it isn't. It's a damned DSM, and if you have a turbo, you only have one horn anyway: http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/110977-honk-what-honk-what-i-cant-hear-you-must-dsm-horn-merged-1-8-a.html

Good flic. Not a lot of laughs, it doesn't move very fast, and some of the music is odd. But it stays in your brain long after you've left. Daniel Day-Lewis will probably get Best Actor out of it, and should.

If you don't have an Owner's Manual (and get your ass over to eBay and get one), you may not realize you can take the glass out of the 1G sunroof- if it's a factory sunroof. After-market hatches are sometimes removable...

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/problem-diagnosis/104234-leak-oil-return-line-crush-washers-merged-9-7-a.html

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/problem-diagnosis/2707-program-remote-control-visor-homelink-home-link.html

It doesn't matter. Since the mid-eighties, it hasn't mattered. You can't find bad oil anymore. If this thread doesn't prove it to you, check Welcome!. bobistheoilguy.comhttp://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/50612-oil-merged-1-8-a-4.htmlAs for the filter? If you're asking, you have too...

2Gs have cheap plastic interiors. http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/problem-diagnosis/94500-power-buttons-door-dropped-down-merged-1-8-door-window-button.html

The code should be on the VIN sticker on the firewall, near the battery. It often has worn-off. However, your paint will no longer match its code, as it has faded. A paint shop will use a kind of scanner to match it. Still...

http://www.dsmtuners.com/threads/oil-pan-short-bolts.441874/

British Standard Pipe: http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/bolt-tech/44423-resolved-thread-sizing-oil-port-bsp-merged-1-8-a.html

Interior water leaks:http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/73371-interior-water-leaks-threads-merged-1-7-a.html

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/278771-diagnostic-scan-2g.html

A thread of pain about making, adapting, building, buying, or giving up on aftermarket seat brackets:http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/20098-seat-brackets-merged-4-7-rails-corbeau-tenzo-dad-d-d-sparco-bracket-recaro.html

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/65009-din-radio-pocket-merged-12-6-filler-box-cubby-hole-trim.html?highlight=din

There's two kinds of window glass for 2G cars: http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/258278-2g-door-glass-whats-diff-window-difference.html

That fifth ticket finally getting the idea across to you? Bored with purple ovals? http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/18713-tint-removal-merged-12-7-removing-film-taking-off-scraping.html

How to program it, which fobs work, where to get them:http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/appearance-interior-exterior/58983-anyone-know-how-program-keyless-remote-merged-5-7-a.html

What bulb where? http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/277254-replacement-bulbs-stock.html#post151349248

Want to tow an AWD DSM? You have two -that's only TWO- choices: all four wheels at the same speed, or disconnect the rear driveshaft. Why? Because unlike any other manufacturer's design -and we don't give a damn about how they do it- the DSM AWD is all four wheels driven equally, all the way...

It really, really doesn't matter in the real world, anymore. The last century is gone.http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/215733-engine-break-breaking-motor-break-merged-10-6-a.html

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/205285-anyone-have-pics-where-starter-merged-12-7-location.html

Here you are: http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/269708-manual-caps.html

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/cylinder-head-short-block/226308-cam-break-merged-12-7-camshaft-cams-camshafts-breakin.html

Your heater blower is working, but the air coming out isn't hot? http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/253901-my-heater-doesnt-blow-hot.htmlDSM heater cores are full-flow, all the time. The core's hot as soon as the coolant is. When the heat is turned "off", there are air doors that...

No fan for your heater or AC? http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/problem-diagnosis/174173-blower-motor-not-working.html

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/275999-turbo-timer.html#post151336945