wow, this sounds incredibly irritating. My next step would be to buy a Saturn alternator and pick up an alternator relocation kit. although it doesn't sound like that should be it. what the hell, right?
I just picked up a 2g maf and 1g harness adapter for my 1990 Talon. You will have to adjust with a tune for all the extra air being circulated, but thats the point. The adaptor I got lucky with, you will probably have to make one yourself, because someone built mine by hand.
What is up my fellow DSM gangsters? I've been a DSMtuners member for quite a while, I've just never taken the time to post anything. Now that I've unwittingly purchased the "bastard child" of the DSM world, I can use all the input I can get. Luckily the local DSM'ers are ridiculously helpful, so...
Sheesh the guys lookin for advice, not ridicule. If ## lookin to runs 9's, like everyone else says, you need money. But more importantly, the dedication you so obviously display. Look for advice in the nice guys. Talk to your uncle. He should know someone who can hook you up.