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sorry if this offends anyone, but it is funny.


why do Mexicans have noses?
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so they have something to pick in the winter.
 
Originally posted by a_scobel
.....Do I have to bust out the dead baby jokes??? ;)


whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?




a baby nailed to 10 trees
 
Whats the difference between a Ferarri and a pile of dead babies?
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I dont have a Ferarri in my garage.






Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies?
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you cant use a pitch fork to move the bowling balls.
 
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
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So they know where to stop shaving!

What's black and blue and hates to have sex?
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The 10 yr. old in my trunk!

Whew.... that's really bad...
 
whats the worst part of eating bald pu*sy
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getting the diaper off.
 
Originally posted by Andy-gst/gsx
Know why doctors smack the babies on the a$$ when they are born.... to knock the dicks off the dumb ones.

nicely done, shh my girlfriend might be in here
 
whats the worst part about eating vegetables?
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putting them back in the wheelchair. :barf:
 
What's the best thing about having sex with 29 yr olds?
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there's 20 of them!



Well, don't we all have our own rooms reserved for us in hell!!! Hope mine has a good veiw!
 
Q/ What's the best thing about having sex with a 12 yr old girl in the shower?
A/ Slicking her hair back and making her look like a 10 yr old boy
 
Ok, you all are just too nasty for me. Damn the person who started this thread:p
 
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
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A. A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
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Q. How come Mexico never wins anything in the olympics?
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A. becuase all the Mecians that can run, jump, or swim are in the USA.
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Q. How do you make a woman cum?
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A. Who gives a f@ck?
 
what do you call a mexicna without a lawnmower?

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unemployed

did you hear helen kellers dog ran away?
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you would too if your name was "auhuhauha"

Did you hear helen keller fell down a well?
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she screamed her hands off.


Why does helen keller masterbate with one hand?
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so she can moan with the other.


how did the jew exscape the concentration camp?
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out the chimney

did you hear about the all new german microwave?
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it seats six.


have more, but there not politically correct. If no one would be offended ill share.
 
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