Hey, A german friend of mine told me that he saw a 2003 Porche 911 Turbo. I looked at the Ad, mostly in german. And the big 5000 Euro stuck out at me. WHOA, a NEARLY NEW 911 turbo for what.... $6100. So I think "No way, too good to be true." I call the number, lucky me the guy speaks english. So I asked him, was it wrecked... nope, blown engine....nope, theif recovery..... nope. At this point he invites me to take a look at it. So I take him up on the offer. I drive to the house, and right away I get out and the whole place sticks. I was thinking "sewage problem." As I got closer to the garage, the smell was getting stronger. The seller takes a hankie out of his pocket as he pushes the garage door opener, and I was like WHOA!!!!! The smell hit me all at once. Almost knocked me out. So I hold me breath and look around the car, CLEAN, brand new. So before I go on, I ask him. What the HELL is that smell. Well, its seems like the owner of the cars wife thought that her husband was having an affair. While he went on a buisness trip (which apparently the wife thought he was going to see another women), the wife shoots herself in the car, in the driveway. The husband returns some weeks later to find her rotting corpse in the car. Poor guy, he can't stand to be around the car so hes selling it. The seller (who is not the owner) said they replaced the ENTIRE interior but can not get the smell out.

I had to walk away from this one, bad carma to own a car on those circumstances. What would you have done.

Lol!! Myth Busters did a special show dedicated to this. Buy that Bytch. The smell CAN be removed you just have to scrub every inch of the car or maybe hire a professional. it'll just take a little time. But those new 911's are beautiful.

911 Turbo for $6100? You would be insane not to buy that, please give me this guy's number You could always pimp some nose plugs, you know, the things for retards who don't know how to NOT BREATHE under water

damnit your luck sucks. theres gotta be some way to get that smell out tho

I don't think I could even afford insurance on that thing. BTW

































Not gonna get it

Yeah cause the wifes R-33 is enough right?
























You Lucky S.O.B.


So what if I'm jealous.

The R33 never happened dude, we were on the verge on getting it but, alas:
price of car + full coverage of a non-US/non-domestice (from germany) car > Army pay = no R33.

But just for memories sake.
:breaks into song:
Memories....... All I have is... Memories....

dude, where the hell is this car, ill go buy it right now....

Originally posted by laserspeeddemon
The R33 never happened dude, we were on the verge on getting it but, alas:
price of car + full coverage of a non-US/non-domestice (from germany) car > Army pay = no R33.

But just for memories sake.
:breaks into song:
Memories....... All I have is... Memories....

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That sucks bro. I just rember when you first made the thread about it. I never followed up on it. I'm sorry I brought back such painful memories.

So was the guy really having an affair?

Sounds like that episode of Seinfeld. Anyways for 6k I would have taken the car, I know the smell of death, but still thats a damn good deal. Coat the inside with chemicals or something.

i woulda bought it right then and there. think of the stories you'd get to tell with it! :laugh:

buy the porche and drive with the windows down.

For that price Id cover the car in pine air fresheners.

damn sean,i wouldhave taken it(but after thinking bout it,i got too much respekt for the dead)

"Leichen Porsche"


u still havent said anything bout those Laser Tails bro,hit me wid a PM

You do not pass up that kind of a deal under any circumstance.

So you are trying to sell us the idea that you turned down a 2003 911 Turbo for only $6100? That tells me one of two things. You are making this up or.......well, you eat paste because you like the flavor.

Seriously, so a lady killed herself in it, it's a 03 911T for $6100!! The smell CAN be removed.

Get sponsored by Febreze. Nuff said.

My god you're nuts. GIVE ME THE CONTACT INFO for that guy. I'm taking it.

Unless I'm mistaken this car is in Germany. You would still have to pay shipping and get it registered as a US car.

Originally posted by thekellbeast
Unless I'm mistaken this car is in Germany. You would still have to pay shipping and get it registered as a US car.

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not mistaken. It is in Germany.

You guys would roll in a car a distraught wife shot herself in?

911 turbo or carrera gt = my dream car

Originally posted by supergoat
or.......well, you eat paste because you like the flavor.

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let me have a # where i can reach the guy. I'm going to be going over there in 2 weeks to visit my family. i don't care what the car smeels like i will send the money tonight. western union... im sure you can pm me the # unless this is a bunch of bs.. also where you stationed at? my brother was over there for 2 years. Also what color is it and any add ons to it? I have delt with buying and shipping 3 cars from germany.. you can get BMW's benz alot cheaper even with shipping.. and there faster

Buy it.. clean it.

and as far as insurance goes.. it's called liability..