FASTSPOOLINGST
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- Sep 17, 2003
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Elizabethtown,
Kentucky
So here goes the story:
I was taking my brother in law back to the local Goody's to exchange a shirt from christmas. I saw this nice looking eclipse that was lowered w/ some 18's on it, so I thought i would try and get him to race me. I rushed to my car and followed him into the Wal-Mart parking lot. I followed him until he parked then when he got out I asked him if he wanted to run em' (that's race for non-rednecks) well anyways he got out and started to mumble saying he just got it and blah blah. I knew I would waste his ass, he still had a stock exhaust for one, so i knew his whole car was probably stock. He was runnin his mouth and he told me that he just built a motor for this guy named john sheppard down in N.C. that runs 8 second 1/4 miles. I bit my lip to refrain from laughing my ass off. He said he had a 16g, then i asked him to look under the hood and he said...well, i didn't put it on yet, i am going to put it on tomorrow. I told him, he needs a lot more then just a turbo to put on a 16g and he said, yeah, yeah, i got a few extra parts in my garage....once more, i bit my lip to refrain from laughing. What a ####ing joke. That shit was funny, just wanted to tell everyone the story of when i met the legendary builder of john's talon motor. Ha Ha Ha:laugh:
Can you say....LOSER!
I was taking my brother in law back to the local Goody's to exchange a shirt from christmas. I saw this nice looking eclipse that was lowered w/ some 18's on it, so I thought i would try and get him to race me. I rushed to my car and followed him into the Wal-Mart parking lot. I followed him until he parked then when he got out I asked him if he wanted to run em' (that's race for non-rednecks) well anyways he got out and started to mumble saying he just got it and blah blah. I knew I would waste his ass, he still had a stock exhaust for one, so i knew his whole car was probably stock. He was runnin his mouth and he told me that he just built a motor for this guy named john sheppard down in N.C. that runs 8 second 1/4 miles. I bit my lip to refrain from laughing my ass off. He said he had a 16g, then i asked him to look under the hood and he said...well, i didn't put it on yet, i am going to put it on tomorrow. I told him, he needs a lot more then just a turbo to put on a 16g and he said, yeah, yeah, i got a few extra parts in my garage....once more, i bit my lip to refrain from laughing. What a ####ing joke. That shit was funny, just wanted to tell everyone the story of when i met the legendary builder of john's talon motor. Ha Ha Ha:laugh:
Can you say....LOSER!
