I have worlds MEANEST parents

95blackGsTurbo · Dec 25, 2003

I casually woke up at about 9 a.m. to go check out the loot. And as im walking by the window i peer into the drivway and notice something silver. OMG

Its a 2003 Silver EVO VIII with a massive red bow on it. Well... after i lost my load and stared at it for a couple minutes. I hear my mom and dad laughing there asses off in there room. So naturally i see whats up. My cousin got an evo last week and thought it would be funny as hell to park it in my driveway and make me think it was mine for christmas. SOOO MAD. oh well christmas was good to me. Hope the same to you

BD1 · Dec 25, 2003

I would have felt the urge to bi*** up a storm and kick my cousin's ass. Good restraint on your part :thumb:

xcelr8n · Dec 25, 2003

i woulda have started it up, casually looked around, and taken it!
be back for 10am acclaiming your love and joy

Nick McCardle · Dec 25, 2003

My parents would be dead, I'd be collecting the life insurance, and buying an EVO.

4stAir · Dec 25, 2003

That just isnt right

Talonryda17 · Dec 25, 2003

"My parents would be dead, I'd be collecting the life insurance, and buying an EVO"

:laugh: agreed

L2RTSiAWD · Dec 25, 2003

Originally posted by 4stAir
That just isnt right

bosljeff · Dec 25, 2003

I would pull a Menendez Bros. on them.

95blackGsTurbo · Dec 25, 2003

yea I wasnt overly happy but I did get a PS2 with NFSU. And a DSMtuners.com 2g hoodie and lots of other goodies.

thekellbeast · Dec 25, 2003

Yeah, but wouldn't that mean hed have to be molested first?

TalonRacer18 · Dec 25, 2003

Dude that is so Fvcked up, i would be beyond pissed.

bosljeff · Dec 25, 2003

Originally posted by thekellbeast
Yeah, but wouldn't that mean hed have to be molested first?

True, but I don't know what is worse: that sick joke telling you that car is yours or being molested.

TheCrazyDSM'r · Dec 25, 2003

I'm so sorry, it is mean, yes! But come on, I'm laughing my ass off here.

:laugh:

:laugh: Jokes are always great. Man, I could just see your face get all happy and the the look afterwards. I'm sorry I can't stop laughing.

Ok Ok...... :cry:

Ok I'm done laughing. Now I understand you could be mad at the joke. But atleast your parents aren't evil and actually cause you unhappiness like my girl's parents. Those are some truely evil people.

Well you have a great christmas, and I'm going to keep laughing. :thumb:

:laugh:

a_scobel · Dec 25, 2003

Hmm so how old are you, anyways?? Even if I did see an EVO in my parent's driveway at christmas, I'd know my parents would never buy me that for a present. But yea that sucks, man!

nxm150 · Dec 25, 2003

What is so great about the EVO and WRX? I think they are so ugly with their huge spoilers.

bosljeff · Dec 25, 2003

Yeah, that would kinda suck if you got a car you don't like. Is it an insulting slap in the face to say "yeah, nice and all, but can I trade it in for a 1g DSM?"? That's what I would do, than buy an ass-load of toys for it. :thumb:

DongeR · Dec 25, 2003

i'd probably do that to my son/daughter but then after laughing my ass off...i'd show them to the garage..to their evo.... :cool:

eclipsed95 · Dec 25, 2003

Parents with a sense of humor are bad-ass :thumb:

MyRidzPhucked · Dec 25, 2003

Now its your turn

Go to the local junk yards and find a replica of their car but really, really smashed up. I think at this point it would be worth the 200$ towing there and back to borrow the junk car and see the look on THEIR faces. even to have them drive up with the lights flashing and having a sad look on your face... thats what i would do, hell, give Ashton a call and have it on TV at the same time :thumb:

K Dan · Dec 25, 2003

Thats too damn hilarious LOL

supergoat · Dec 25, 2003

As badly as I want an EVO if that happened to me, I would take the presents I bought for them and say "Oh I just thought it'd be funny to wrap these things and put them under the tree, they are not really your presents."

nutshot · Dec 25, 2003

Originally posted by 95bLaCkGsTuRbO
I casually woke up at about 9 a.m. to go check out the loot. And as im walking by the window i peer into the drivway and notice something silver. Its a 2003 Silver EVO VIII with a massive red bow on it. Well... after i lost my load and stared at it for a couple minutes. I hear my mom and dad laughing there asses off in there room. So naturally i see whats up. My cousin got an evo last week and thought it would be funny as hell to park it in my driveway and make me think it was mine for christmas. SOOO MAD. oh well christmas was good to me. Hope the same to you

Your parents are telling you to move out.

TurBoGs-T · Dec 25, 2003

Don't they have any holiday spirit???? :mad:

That's just taking it too far.

Defiant · Dec 26, 2003

Ask your cousin to take you all for a drive, and once you get out in the country, ice them all and take the car. Merry effing Christmas.

:mad:

FiReBReTHa · Dec 26, 2003

Originally posted by MyRidzPhucked
Now its your turn

Go to the local junk yards and find a replica of their car but really, really smashed up. I think at this point it would be worth the 200$ towing there and back to borrow the junk car and see the look on THEIR faces. even to have them drive up with the lights flashing and having a sad look on your face... thats what i would do, hell, give Ashton a call and have it on TV at the same time

LoL

thatd be hella sweet, a true revenge.

i likes it!

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