The Top DSM Community on the Web

For 1990-1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse, Eagle Talon, Plymouth Laser, and Galant VR-4 Owners. Log in to remove most ads.

Please Support RTM Racing
Please Support ExtremePSI

A parable of DSMtuners

This site may earn a commission from merchant
affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

Originally posted by greyforestgst


it absorbs horsepower

one horsepower = 746 watts

most bulbs are 60 watt bulbs, so you can get negative 0.08 horsepower from one :thumb:
Awesome....i'll take 10 of those:laugh:
 
Can I put a new JDM 60watt house bulb in my USDM .5 watt dash? I now it takes some work, but I can't afford the right stuff.
 
12 - to say that they can make the bulb for any interested party and that it'll be shipped once payment is recieved.

5 - to say that their bulb has super bulb air inside and it adds 10% more torque if installed sidewayz while holding on2 the steering wheel and pushing the trunk down.
 
51 - to ask if the lights come in carbon fiber.
32 - to ask if some1 can "photochop" them a carbon/kevlar light that emits a lazer beam in assorted colors.
22 - to say that the ppl who wanted the light "photochopped" are ricers and bring shame to the DSM Community.
2 - to say they shouldnt hate on the ppl who wanted "photochopped" ricer lights, then themselves say those lights are for ricers.
1 - to whore other than thehyena.
 
1- person to say "i'd roll in that"

OR

10- people to say that they said "i'd roll in that" first before misundastood

=)
 
1- to say some random sh:t just so he can be in the threadOMG
 
And me to notice you guys have 2 pages full or posts talking about lightbulbs. By the way are gonna use soft white or the yellowish ones?
 
OH SO WRONG.thats labor.make a honda bi*** do it!:laugh:
 
Originally posted by greyforestgst


it absorbs horsepower

one horsepower = 746 watts

most bulbs are 60 watt bulbs, so you can get negative 0.08 horsepower from one :thumb:

Until you put an APC decal on it... doesn't that add about 20 horsepower? ;)
 
1 to ask what it takes to build a 10 second lightbulb...
10 to yell NAAAAWWWWWZZZZ
 
48 to design a CO2 or water spraying system to decrease light builb operating temperatiure.
 
Originally posted by 98eclipseRS
oh wait oh wait i have one and im sure you will all like it.

1-to post "didn't infury have that light bulb:rolleyes: "

sorry i couldn't resist
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
1- jackass that just types "bump" or "TTT"








... bump ...:thumb:
 
Reprinted from who knows where without permission - passed to me by a friend

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
 
Support Vendors who Support the DSM Community
Boosted Fabrication ECM Tuning ExtremePSI Fuel Injector Clinic Innovation Products Jacks Transmissions JNZ Tuning Kiggly Racing Morrison Fabrications MyMitsubishiStore.com RixRacing RockAuto RTM Racing STM Tuned

Latest posts

Build Thread Updates

Vendor Updates

Latest Classifieds

Back
Top