alphableak83
Probationary Member
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- May 24, 2006
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Chambersburg,
Pennsylvania
10) Your car doesn't get mad if you snore.
9) Your car doesn't expect expensive jewelery at least once a year.
8) Your car will understand if want to get drunk with your buddies every weekend.
7) Your car won't nag all day if you forgot to call last night.
6) Your car will never go through your computer and delete your porn.
5) Your car doesn't get jealous when girls talk to you about your car.
4) Your car doesn't get mad if you forget anniversaries/birthdays.
3) Your car understands if you look at and admire other cars.
2) Your car will NEVER cheat on you.
1) Your car will NEVER turn down a good romping session.
9) Your car doesn't expect expensive jewelery at least once a year.
8) Your car will understand if want to get drunk with your buddies every weekend.
7) Your car won't nag all day if you forgot to call last night.
6) Your car will never go through your computer and delete your porn.
5) Your car doesn't get jealous when girls talk to you about your car.
4) Your car doesn't get mad if you forget anniversaries/birthdays.
3) Your car understands if you look at and admire other cars.
2) Your car will NEVER cheat on you.
1) Your car will NEVER turn down a good romping session.