10) Your car doesn't get mad if you snore.
9) Your car doesn't expect expensive jewelery at least once a year.
8) Your car will understand if want to get drunk with your buddies every weekend.
7) Your car won't nag all day if you forgot to call last night.
6) Your car will never go through your computer and delete your porn.
5) Your car doesn't get jealous when girls talk to you about your car.
4) Your car doesn't get mad if you forget anniversaries/birthdays.
3) Your car understands if you look at and admire other cars.
2) Your car will NEVER cheat on you.
1) Your car will NEVER turn down a good romping session.

your car is better looking.
your car has more buttons to push before snapping.
your car has cupholders.

**heres some sex related ones.....
your car doesnt have its period when you feel like getting on it.
your car is louder when you give it a good beat run.
your car cant get pregnant when you put some new fluid in it.
your car is out of the hole as quick as you are.
your car is alwasy in "the mood"

Your car can be topless in public.
Your car doesnt complain when you hit it.
Your car doesnt mind more than 1 rider.
Your car likes it out of every hole.
Your car moves fast or slow, depending on what your feeling that day.
Your car doesnt talk, nag, or bi***.

Your car doesn't mind when you drive other cars!!!

Cars don't suck other guys d*cks!
Your car will never complain about you driving another car.
You can get in the car cold at 3am bag the ass of it and park it warm and not have to snoggle with it.

I think you people need help.

Buncha homosexuals 'round this town.

leet said:

I think you people need help.

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we all need help

alphableak83 said:

10) Your car doesn't get mad if you snore.

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But she cares if you fall asleep at the wheel

alphableak83 said:

9) Your car doesn't expect expensive jewelery at least once a year.

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Just even more expensive parts

alphableak83 said:

8) Your car will understand if want to get drunk with your buddies every weekend.

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Just not around her.

alphableak83 said:

7) Your car won't nag all day if you forgot to call last night.

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She nags me when I forget to put in some gas tho.

alphableak83 said:

6) Your car will never go through your computer and delete your porn.

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She has no problem reseting DSMLink tunes that took hours to get however.

alphableak83 said:

5) Your car doesn't get jealous when girls talk to you about your car.

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Mine is a little tempermental when theres a girl in the car tho.

alphableak83 said:

4) Your car doesn't get mad if you forget anniversaries/birthdays.

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Shit if I dont atleast change her oil, she threatens to crankwalk or even stall on me.

alphableak83 said:

3) Your car understands if you look at and admire other cars.

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...if my car sees me eyeing another car, unless its to race then she stalls.

alphableak83 said:

2) Your car will NEVER cheat on you.

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No, but she can be bought and sold at a decent price

alphableak83 said:

1) Your car will NEVER turn down a good romping session.

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Obviously you've never blown an intercooler pipe connection or burned the clutch.

Drift_SM said:

your car has cupholders.

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really? I wish mine did. I need to pull out the ash tray thing for a makeshift cupholder. And then it really sucks for shifting.

I dont have a GF anymore but when I did it was a toss up. If it werent a DSM a lot of these things would be correct but DSMs are finicky bitches just like some women, particularly my ex.

damn my life is MESSED UP i spend more money and time on my dsm then i do with my g/f. sure she naggs but we do stuff at night because its to dark to work on the car hahaha

Drift_SM said:

your car is better looking.
your car has more buttons to push before snapping.
your car has cupholders.

**heres some sex related ones.....
your car doesnt have its period when you feel like getting on it.
your car is louder when you give it a good beat run.
your car cant get pregnant when you put some new fluid in it.
your car is out of the hole as quick as you are.
your car is alwasy in "the mood"

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My car doesn't have cupholders.

Your car doesn't get mad if you come home with oil on your fingers.

leet said:

I think you people need help.

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every person on this site needs help.

Our cars are junk

They suck

they break down all the time, and you spend more money on them than you would on a trick ass hoe.

The Drive train is junk

Our sus geo isnt that great

The factory paint peels off and fades

DSMs are expendable............................


My car cant suck and #### me, I dont care if it can go ####en 8s until it can suck and #### it will never be better than a girl

Drift_SM said:

your car is better looking.
your car has more buttons to push before snapping.
your car has cupholders.

**heres some sex related ones.....
your car doesnt have its period when you feel like getting on it.
your car is louder when you give it a good beat run.
your car cant get pregnant when you put some new fluid in it.
your car is out of the hole as quick as you are.
your car is alwasy in "the mood"

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If your car is better looking than your women thats sad, very very sad

JOEY A said:

If your car is better looking than your women thats sad, very very sad

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Have you seen his car? I might have to disagree with you.

alex99gst said:

Have you seen his car? I might have to disagree with you.

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that was awsome... jeez, it seems tuners either absolutly love there cars to death....or they hate them with a passion.

either way you cant get rid of it, and you know why...........yeap.

At least my car isn't %$&$ bipolar.

JOEY A said:

If your car is better looking than your women thats sad, very very sad

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When mine is cleaned up then I would rather just stare at it rather than look at my gf.

Damn you guys. This hurts

1: Wont cheat
2: Sexy Ass
3: Nice headlights
4: Nice smile
5: I can turn her off
6: I can turn her on anytime I want
7: my car is lighter then my girl
8: My car doesnt smoke
9: my car doesnt complain about my music ( Is Ranchero music that bad? )
10: I can touch and play with anything I want on my car

aero_sallee said:

At least my car isn't %$&$ bipolar.

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Same here man, same here.

The_EE said:

7: my car is lighter then my girl

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ahahahahaha...

My girlfriend (thank God) isn't bipolar, but everytime I see this picture it makes me crack up.

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