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A little joke I read today!

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coving21

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Nov 19, 2005
Poplar Grove, Illinois
Okay so two pilots board a plane with a seeing eye dog and blind mens canes. Tap tap tap as they make their way to the cockpit. People on the plane start getting nervous when they see that there is blind pilots entering the plane. Everyone looks at each other as if they were all thinking "is this for real". So the pilots enter the cockpit but don't close the cabin door. They start taxing out to the runway and people aboard start really freaking out. Their all lined up ready to take off the plane starts moving and everyone holds onto their seats. The plane starts getting closer and closer to the end of the runway. Just when it seems like their going to run right off the runway all the people start screaming and the plane pulls up and away it goes.

One pilot say to the other " you know dan one day we are really going to crash if they don't scream"
 
Chuck Norris is the reason they are blind.

Duh :rolleyes:

:p
 
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