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You're not a true DSMer unless.......????

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You’re not a true DSMer until you’ve Atleast replaced ONE door handle, drained the spare tire well of water, fiddled with the door ajar button, or been annoyed by the beeping of leaving the key in the ignition and door or hatch open.

Might I also mention trying to fix that horrid “passenger air bag pad peal”.?
 
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You're not a true DSMer until.....

....youve had to invent your own tools
....youve invented a new curse word
....youve had parts on your car from a minimum of 3 other Mitsubishi or non-Mitsubishi cars
....you've promised your spouse that "this will only take a second" to work on what shouldve been the easiest shit...........five hours later.....
 
When you have an issue and u get a pm from a friendly OG, asking if they can help, and maybe hook up up for free.
If I had a nickel for the free things I've gotten over the years from tuners ogs, I'd be able to register and insure my dsm. Ha ha ha ha ha
 
You're not a true DSM'er unless if you have tried to jack the rear end up by the subframe, but your dsm is so low that you have to do 2 inch strokes on the jack bar. Or in my case, your jack is a pos and requires a full length pull to get it to raise it up.
 
You’re not a true DSMer unless...
1) you have a swear jar in your garage... and you’re in the garage enough that you can fund new mods from that swear jar.

2) you both love the first FnF for the exposure it gave our cars, and hate it for the image it gave our cars.
 
Not a true DSMer unless...you always refer to them as 1g, 2g, 3g 4g to everyone even tho they have no idea what your talking about.
.... You’ve gotten asked what the bulge on your hood is for. I always say it’s my power bulge LOL chicks dig the bulge hahaha at least that’s what I tell myself
 
Forgot to loosen the water pump pulley bolts before you take off all of the belts, or did Gary cover that too??? :)
HAHAHA I laughed too hard at this. Ive done this so many times.

Not a true DSMer if you haven't taken one photo of your car getting loaded or already loaded onto the back of a flat bed.
I have pictures for both my Galants.LOL I think they have about 5 each.LOL

You're not a true DSMer if you always forget the small transmission bolt in the back of the engine above the t-case.
 
You're not a true DSMer unless you got stranded on the side of the highway then called your brother/buddy to come tow you with your other DSM but then you realized it's AWD so it got no tow hooks........ :ohdamn:

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