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some good Armageddon skunk, orange hair, ben and jerrys, or even hydro...

really i think the kids that fast and furios a 420a are just clueless kids that think all eclipses are 'the cars from that movie... with that guy thats gots all the naawz' don't get me wrong, i love the fast movies, the first 2 or 3 had very little correct information about anything with wheels. for craps sake i was rolling in the isle laughing over the 'granny shifting, not double clutching' line.
 
^ plus one to the LOL during "not double clutching like you should, almost blew the welds off the intake".
Maybe if he was driving a 0 synchro semi truck LOL...

And it was his floor pan that has bolts shooting out of it as if it was pressureized?


Then he frys the piston rings and the block needs to be torn down with thr mad scientist..

But wait it still has enough go to make a run from the cops.

Damn 420A must be bulletproof LOL

Movies are great, but the ricer following? Not so much.
 
Uhhhh.... I think he wouldn't know a 420a if it slapped him in the face...

Here is a legit question. Based on many, many, maaaaaaany n/a 420a cars being modified to be "fast and furious" in the looks department, do you think the engine name has a correlation to their favorite time of day? I do.

No because 90% of them are to stupid to know their motor is called a 420a
 
Over 200hp out of a n/a, stock looking 420A? I'll believe that when me shit turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbet.
1998 built Mitsubishi Eclipse 5spd

But bro, you didn't know the new thing? The new 14b dyno record is 327hp with a stock fuel system...

Its all about uncalibrated dynos now a days, if this thing ever even hit a dyno... which I have my doubts.
 
Over 200hp out of a n/a, stock looking 420A? I'll believe that when me shit turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbet.
1998 built Mitsubishi Eclipse 5spd

Meow do I look like a cat to you boiy? Jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Thats what I say to that 420a guy.
 
Since this has turned into craigslist and other funny things I just found this when I was looking on ebay for some aero hood latches. Saw some that were super cheap. Thought I would look to see why they were so cheap. I went down to the description and...
Description:
General car cover lock is one point design, not very firmly, touched on the open. To be replaced by that subsection pull the car cover lock, like a bolt closely link with the engine cover, and then a violent crash will not open. For racing car, the bonnet lock must be installed.

WTF

Racing Car Alloy Bonnet Hood Plus Flush Aerocatch Locks Upgrade Parts Universal | eBay

So in short is say "This funny were characterization, similar notable, not like but craigslist are funny always some." Uhhhh :confused: .......... :aha:
 
Re-posting what someone in local facebook DSM group found:

Fast and Furious 1995 saturn sl

Be the pride of your neighborhood in this neck snapping high performance machine.
Has broken passenger side mirror from wind sheer. Take this sleek low slung beauty home today, shine her up
and melt the tires at the first stop light you encounter.
Has 114k miles of road ripping terror under her belt.
Almost impossible to keep front wheels on the ground.
Guaranteed to flatten your eyeballs.

Stock-looking white '95 Saturn.
 
Good luck with what? The fact that besides the engine, the car is brand new? I see way worse quality vehicles going for the same price if not higher for worse condition. If you want to judge me or the car, atleast take it up with me in private instead of being a scum bag and posting it here.
 
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