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Telling a girl you like her?

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She find this thread and leave you yet? Speaking of.. I bought some rubbers the other day and the clerk asked me if I needed a bag. I said nahh she is not that ugly. Let along a garbage bag. ufda
 
Haha it's all a joke guy's.. Remember she is a bit young yet. Definitly going to get to know her parents before I start sticking my dipstick in someone else's engine if ya know what I mean..

Yeah, just remember that sometimes the dipstick can get pushed out and engine oil may spray all over the hood.

I f***ing lost it right there. So perfect

Or maybe one of those bug zappers. Taser might be a little extreme unless you want her to have uncontrolled muscle spasms on you. But it could make for less "work" if you know what I mean :hmm:
 
I will get a caddle prod hahah.... And yea, thanks. I know her parents pretty well now. They are cool with me being 18 and shit.
 
Her dads Cool with you being 18 until he finds out you're guttin' his daughter like a deer and shes carrying your child because that garbage bag condom you decided to wear tore and now shes knocked up with twins and you have no money to support her because you spend it all on your car. Even though the cars original purpose was to help pick up chicks, but now that the car did its job, you still spend money on it, but not on the results that it got you (i.e. the girl). So in a year from now you find yourself reflecting on the joke you made a little while ago about the guy that doesn't wear condoms has to pay child support but now you find yourself in the same position all because you didn't wear a condom either and that $.15 garbage bag that should have "done the trick" decided to tear.
 
Or, there is something called birth control. My wife has been on it since we started having sex in high school. You can have sex and be safe about it. Birth control is not 100 percent but when taken at the right time every day it can get pretty close.

Best thing about it: Parents don't have to be involved. You can be the man of the situation, take responsibility in your own hands and set an appointment with a doctor for you two.

My wife and I did this on our own because her parents were enraged and tried to split us up after they found out we were sexually active instead of being supportive/smart about the situation.

Kids are going to have sex, you might as well prepare them for doing it responsibly and be supportive when they come to you about it. I am very glad I married my wife because I love her and not because I felt like I had to after knocking her up...
 
Her dads Cool with you being 18 until he finds out you're guttin' his daughter like a deer and shes carrying your child because that garbage bag condom you decided to wear tore and now shes knocked up with twins and you have no money to support her because you spend it all on your car. Even though the cars original purpose was to help pick up chicks, but now that the car did its job, you still spend money on it, but not on the results that it got you (i.e. the girl). So in a year from now you find yourself reflecting on the joke you made a little while ago about the guy that doesn't wear condoms has to pay child support but now you find yourself in the same position all because you didn't wear a condom either and that $.15 garbage bag that should have "done the trick" decided to tear.

You only have to PAY child support if your seperated from the other parent. Havin kids isnt that bad.
 
Her dads Cool with you being 18 until he finds out you're guttin' his daughter like a deer and shes carrying your child because that garbage bag condom you decided to wear tore and now shes knocked up with twins and you have no money to support her because you spend it all on your car. Even though the cars original purpose was to help pick up chicks, but now that the car did its job, you still spend money on it, but not on the results that it got you (i.e. the girl). So in a year from now you find yourself reflecting on the joke you made a little while ago about the guy that doesn't wear condoms has to pay child support but now you find yourself in the same position all because you didn't wear a condom either and that $.15 garbage bag that should have "done the trick" decided to tear.

I think everyone deals with that. With my ex (me 18 her 17) there were times I was "grounded" from seeing her for a month. She'd sneak out during school. I'd buy her a prepaid phone when they took hers away. Almost had a restraining order against me. Eventually everything got better when i sent her dad to jail and she moved out. Just keep your ears perched and watch what you say/do around him.

Never skimp on a condom. Remember a kid costs 18 years of your life and $100-250k to raise. Is 30 seconds worth a GTR or a Viper?
 
I think everyone deals with that. With my ex (me 18 her 17) there were times I was "grounded" from seeing her for a month. She'd sneak out during school. I'd buy her a prepaid phone when they took hers away. Almost had a restraining order against me. Eventually everything got better when i sent her dad to jail and she moved out. Just keep your ears perched and watch what you say/do around him.

Never skimp on a condom. Remember a kid costs 18 years of your life and $100-250k to raise. Is 30 seconds worth a GTR or a Viper?

Was 30 seconds of your parents life worth a viper? Or are they glad they kept you. Think about it.
 
I wouldn't trade a minute with my daughter for a viper. Kids are great, as long as you are financially stable. I say that because bills are a very big part of parenting. And it's what involves most of the fights with my wife.
 
I was almost aborted. Even if I was, it wouldn't make a difference to me, because I just wouldn't exist. I'm sure my parents' lives would have been better. I was an oopsie baby.


I definitely agree that a child could be worth everything if that's something you want, planned, and have the resources to handle. But in the case of an accident, it's a nightware, whether it's due to finances or just plain outright not wanting any.
 
Once you have your new found love enhancer, remember: Zeus doesn't warn people. He also pulls out first so he doesn't zap himself on the dick.


Straight up lost it on this.


Yeah I revived this thread, deal with it. It's too great to let die.
 
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