This has to be the funniest thread I've read in a long time Some of these posts... Pure gold

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I wanted to make these tags so bad

Call her up and tell her you tongue punched her moms fart box. She'll instantly come running back!

Okay son, I'll give it to you straight. There are two men in this world when it comes to women. First one, when she breaks his heart. He crys for days and days. The second guy, don't take to long for him to get over it. Already out and about finding new girls. I was the first guy once. And I know, it hurts. But when the second time came around. I became the second guy.
Fact is, if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be. I know it sounds all stupid and shit but it's reality. I broke up with so many girls and now I'm married. I never regretted the ex's leaving me or me leaving them. Cause at the end of this life equation. I got married to one of the most beautiful girl with two wonderful little boys.
Morale is... shit leads to shit, leads to shit, leads to better shit, leads to something better, to something that's the best. Catch my drift rookie
And stop thinking about her before you sleep and the life that could been...

DSMBanditFZ6 said:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I wanted to make these tags so bad

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Did I just get rolled?