Hey everybody, I'm a swinger!

That was one of the first things I told my current girl friend when we first met. The look on her face was priceless! All I got in response was a long "ooo-k" Then I told her I work swing shift. Sometimes days, sometimes nights, sometimes weekends.
What an ice breaker and one of the few benefits of working swing work is to be able to attempt to shock some people. Haven't found one yet that said "O really?"

5pm-2am here swingshift suks

2:30 p - 12:30a and 4:30a-2:30p


not like the shift work I used to do... 12a-8a... but still... 10 hours on those hours suck

Day off today and what do you know just getting home from work. They tried to get me last week too while I was on vacation, midnights on top of that. Heck I just got in the groove of wakin up in the morning.

Now for the random stuff. I'm sure any of you swingin, night working, day sleeping, jokers will get this pic.




"Just because the sun comes up doesn't mean the nightmare is over"

I sit here and watch robots all night so this might help with the bordum

99ECLIPSEGSXDSM said:

I sit here and watch robots all night so this might help with the bordum

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Pics or it didn't happen!

Maybe stick a pop or open cell phone in one of the robots hands would make for a good pic.



One of the fringe benefits of working midnights is picking up the page phone and echoing a fart out over the entire plant site. AMPLIFIED

At first, I had a lot of questions, but now...

You have to do something to entertain yourself. The funny thing is the boss has done it a few times on the PA system.

I kind of wanted to make this thread into something entertaining for all the asleep while everybody else is awake people. Anybody can add. So on to something funny or dumb.
Another one I have done is when some of the day shift people come in the morning and start talking on the walkie talkies I always wait for a certain guy to talk then when he is done I go in the bathroom and key the mic and give him a swirly in the toilet! FWwoooosshhhhh glug glug glug Whats really funny is the other people always thought it was my swirly man doing it!

2slow4now said:

Pics or it didn't happen!

Maybe stick a pop or open cell phone in one of the robots hands would make for a good pic.



One of the fringe benefits of working midnights is picking up the page phone and echoing a fart out over the entire plant site. AMPLIFIED

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It's a robot that welds other wise I'd be stick stuff in it's hands all the time

I am just hanging out trying to stay awake right now. Watching Jeremy Wade trying to catch monsters. Finishing off my last 10:30-8:30 for the week.

Bonus: When I get off I get to do a brake job on a co workers car. Fun stuff.

99ECLIPSEGSXDSM said:

It's a robot that welds other wise I'd be stick stuff in it's hands all the time

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Yeah that's too bad you couldn't.
It would be like what my dad and his buddies did in Jamaica when they found a big crab. One guy held the crab and the other guys stuck a fork and knife in the crabs claws and stuck a can of sardines in front of him. Made it look like he was about to chow down! Now he can't find the picture. Yep an actual picture before the digital age but a cool pic anyways.

99ECLIPSEGSXDSM
You watch robot arms all night? (You weirdo pervert)

I stare at computer screens in an attempt to burn my retinas out. 25 lcd screens to watch and nothin is on worth watching. I must have the basics program package. You would think there was porn on all of them or at least 20 different sporting events going on like at a sports bar but NOooo. just a bunch of numbers and flashing lights.



Oh yeah I forgot I do have 6 security cameras. Sometimes it's like watching the nature channel. Can even zoom in. A few people had been caught with their pants down Out in the parking lot peeing. Out on the roof. "Sorry fella the zoom isn't that good"

3 am and yep I'm at work on my day off.

What I was talking about earlier about the page phone. Well I just heard an amplified fart over the PA system. PPPLLLBBBBBTTT!!!!!!!!! pop pop pop It wasn't me and there are only two other guys here right now. Looked over my monitors and my boss is hanging up the page phone.


Come on does anyone have fun at work doing dumb stuff? This isn't facebook your boss can't check up on what you say on here.


4:30 am and there goes the PA from the boss again. PPPLLLLBBBBBTTTttTTT!!!!! I have created a monster. The first time I did it he almost pissed his pants he laughed so hard and now he does it himself.

When I woke up this afternoon from working all night and went walking to the kitchen my son hollared at me "some guy is at the door selling something." I'm all groggy and not in a very sociable state so I tell him "I don't give a shit, nothing he's selling that I want unless it's ammo." I walk around the corner and he is standing at the door with it open and the dude is just standing there out on the porch. Yeah he heard everything and didn't waste much time going and getting in his car.

had to share mead me at work

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had to share mead me at work

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At least the truck is the right color. Easiest truck in the world to wash. Just a flush or two and all done.

2slow4now said:

99ECLIPSEGSXDSM
You watch robot arms all night? (You weirdo pervert)

I stare at computer screens in an attempt to burn my retinas out. 25 lcd screens to watch and nothin is on worth watching. I must have the basics program package. You would think there was porn on all of them or at least 20 different sporting events going on like at a sports bar but NOooo. just a bunch of numbers and flashing lights.

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Oh yeah I forgot I do have 6 security cameras. Sometimes it's like watching the nature channel. Can even zoom in. A few people had been caught with their pants down Out in the parking lot peeing. Out on the roof. "Sorry fella the zoom isn't that good"

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Oooh, SCADA?

sordid said:

Oooh, SCADA?

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Yeeahhh Just gave you the "clap"

Boss just walked out the door to go "look around" What to do? JUMP ON DSMTuners!

Share a story I guess. Maybe make somebody laugh.

Anyone ever watch the movie office space? The scene with the TPS reports and cover sheets? Yeah I go the memo. I already took care of it so it isn't even a problem. I had one of those.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy3rjQGc6lA]Office Space TPS Reports - YouTube[/ame]
Have online training that is supposed to be done. Got an email from headquarters about it with the link to the training site. Can only be accessed from work.
Got an email from the area coordinator about the training. (same email)
Operations super sent an email about the training.
Got to work and the first line supervisor says "hey Lance have you started on your online training?"
Me- "no I just got here but I saw it already"
super - "well they would like everyone to start on it and get it done by X date, so when you have time" (over a month away)
Me OK, started.
Week later. back at work again.
Another email reminder with a list of those that haven't even started.
A different supervisor asks if I'm done with my online training.
Memo on the counter from the area coordinator as well.
Another boss comes in to let the other boss go home and what do you guess I get asked by the new boss while I'm online doing my online training and he is standing there with my monitor in plain view.
Boss- "Do you have your training done, Lance?"
Me- I just point at the screen and say "yeeeaaah I know about the TPS reports"
He's an older guy and never saw the movie so I sent him the you tube link. He Just laughed and now is an inside joke for us. When the big wigs come over telling us both what we already know we mention TPS reports.

The worst part is even though I got my training done even before the big wigs got it done I still had to hear "did you get your training done" for the next 3 weeks.

Uuuuhhh. Yeeeaaah. That would just be super. oook. I'll make sure you get that memo. mmKay.

sent this to my boss tonight. He's got a sense of humor.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPicu7GAj28]WAITING AND HOW TO PLAY THE GAME - YouTube[/ame]

Well yet again I was working at night and the guys were talking about some weird videos they saw so I pulled one up and eclipsed everything they had ever seen. They all got laughing so hard (red faced, splitting sides, and one had tears rolling out) the boss came out to see what was going on. He's about 62 yrs old and got laughing too. The response from everybody was the same.... ? and rolling.
Thought I would share.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ]Weirdest Video You Will EVER See - YouTube[/ame]

A buddy at work has been having some trouble with kidney stones for the past month. He didn't go to the Dr right away because he's had them before so he just drank water and tried to let it come out on his own. He told me he was at home in the bathroom and told his wife
"hey I think I can feel it in there" (while he was holding his package)
Wife, "no you can't"
Him, " yeah feels like it's right there" (still handling his junk)
Well his wife came over and started feeling it too.
Him, "do you feel that?"
Wife, "no"
Him, "Well I sure do, giggity giggity"
Genius!

A week later he finally went to the Dr and comes in to work sits down with us all kind of mournful or ashamed looking and says "Well it's official my penis has been held by another man."

I made my way to the label maker later and his quote is now on his locker in black and white along with a picture of quagmire from family guy. Giggity giggity

The giggity has continued here at work. We were in a meeting with some healthy living lady talking about eating (giggity) healthy etc. Well here the three stooges were sitting there (me included) and sure enough she would say something that could be interpreted as sexual and I hear "giggity". Then we all started saying it. Giggity, giggity. She didn't hear us but we all got to cracking up. Kind of rude since we kind of stopped the meeting but she wasn't mad. Hey what can they expect when guys have been up for close to 24hrs and they have us stay over for that kind of bs?

Random today is just I'm still at work and I worked day shift. 18 hrs and they can ..... my phone will be off so they can't call me in. At least I could keep dsmtuners on my desktop so I could come over and nose around when I wasn't busy.

Just stopped in to read this stuff......"thats purty funny rite der!"