I'm pretty sure a few of you have already ran across this but I definitely had to share this for those who have not. This has to be the biggest ass hat ever to exist. This is 72 pages of awesomely goodness. Without further a due enjoy!!!!

http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101

^^^^, in all seriousness I thought it was a joke but.....but sadly enought that wasn't the case. Did you get to the point where he actually drilled holes in the flywheel to "lighten" it? Lol this fail is epic.

I'm seriously in disbelief......

I remember that one.

I've seen that video before I didn't know he had a build thread tho. That's truly a fail I kinda feel sorry for him.

eclipsyco said:

I've seen that video before I didn't know he had a build thread tho. That's truly a fail I kinda feel sorry for him.

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Now you have to find the video for us...

That thread was full of epic s and 's. I cant believe i just went through just about the entire thing.

The thread puts such a better perspective on the amount of pure ignorance and lack of common sense.

LandoAWD said:

I remember that one.

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Ditto, thats a classic.

I love how he "rebuilds" things by painting them blue

Did we ever found out if the car ran or blown up in the end???

4G63_Attack said:

Did we ever found out if the car ran or blown up in the end???

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Iirc they actually made a dyno pass. Made something like 240hp then blew up on the way home.

Super old

91stocker said:

Ditto, thats a classic.

I love how he "rebuilds" things by painting them blue

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With all the gold, blue, and red. It almost looks like Superman had sex with an Eclipse, and this car became his spawn.. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

All the picture links are broken on the page that I saw anyway. I would live to see all of them.

I'm confused about the filing that was done by the valves on the dome..

LiquidX said:

All the picture links are broken on the page that I saw anyway. I would live to see all of them.

I'm confused about the filing that was done by the valves on the dome..

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Ill post them on here for everyone's enjoyment. Give me a min

These is just the highlights reel.....ol!!!!

Woah woah woah! Wait one second! I just noticed the sweet ass dual exhaust on the white 2g on post #18, 10th picture down! XD

Rofl for the diamond plate for an intake pipe.

What the heak did he do to the head? Why did he file them groves in it.

Alright... who's his friend?

^^^, if he's smart he'll keep his mouth shut on that

What in the hell is up with the head?