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Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

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My GSR swapped EF was pretty snappy. Then again it was a 2500 pound car. I beat several SN95 GTs in it. Now that's not saying much but the look on their face after a car that sounded like weed eater pulled on them was priceless.

I've got one from another Mustang guy at the local strip.

I hardly get outta my car when some guy walks over:
Him- Whose car is this?
Me- Mine
Him- What's done to it?
Me- H/C/I full exhaust 3.73s. Nothing to write home about
Him- Well that Fox over there is mine (pointing to a ratty 4 eye Fox primered with no hood). Pretty much the same mods on a 283 with an auto. Wanna race for money?
Me- I'm not running tonight.
Him- Oh that's too bad. Me and some guys are all racing for money.

Later on that night some buddies put together some money for me to race.
He sees me getting teched so he comes up again.
Him- So you're racing tonight?
Me- Yea, some guys wanted to ride in my car so I'm throwin down.
Him- Well if you've got $50 you can get in on this
I'd been watching him and his buddies all night. They weren't even breaking into the 10s at the 1/8th.
Me- If I had money I'd run you guys but I don't

We finally got next to each other in the staging lanes. I'm on shot 245s and my trans is about to explode by the way.

So we line up. I cut an awesome light. .12 to his like .5. I ran a 9.6X to his 10.2X.

I should've gone to the ATM. Easy 300 bucks in my pocket.
 
I used to live up in North PHX. I think I have lived everywhere around phoenix haha. Yeah the heat is getting pretty bad right about now... We are around 110ish lately...

I'm actually interested to see what a 2g hatchback would look like haha. It would really weird me out if I saw one.

you do know.. that the 1g and 2g dsms ARE hatch backs right? LOL but i knew what you ment..... wagon style;)
 
See if he was honest and said he pulls on neons or something remotely equivalent to his Honda I would respect people like that but when they say stupid crap, its like w.t.f man is the sky green too?

I rode in the S2000 last week and its impressive around 200hp 2.0L but 250 tops would be generally about it for N/A hondas especially 1.8l if I'm correct

What about neons?:D
 
LOL I had a feeling that was a poor choice of words. I'll admit I hardly know any other cars other than the ones I drive... never really cared about something that didn't concern me. But when someone says a completely asinine statement about their N/A 4 cylinder pulling on an engine twice their size it's just c'mon bro don't lie

Oh I tried to wrap it up with that CYA line, "if I'm correct" haha

I just remember pulling a 3 cylinder engine out of a neon once
 
Honda boy came back to my work today. The guy complimented me on my "ebay turbo kit" and proceeded to tell me what I should have put on instead. I stayed quite for the most part and simply told him he knows a lot about turbo's for a guy who drives an NA Economy car. He went absolutely ballistic in the store. Let's race for pinks, let's race for a grand, all motor is better than boosted, you don't know sh*t about cars, blah blah blah with tons of swearing while the store is crammed full of people.

Well the manager catches ear of his little fit and kicks the dude out of the store, informs the police of his fancy burnout in the parking lot, and gives his girlfriend 2 weeks to find another job. Then he looks at me and says "Hey Wes, let's go take a look at the REAL car you have sitting outside".

Charley Sheen can't touch that win.
 
That's crazy^ LOL so your coworker basically got fired since her bf was being retarded? DAYUM

I went to napa the other day to pick up spark plugs told them it was a Mitsubishi Eclipse 4 cylinder... after finding it in the system they asked me "ok how many"

"Just 4 for now but I'll come back later if I find any extra cylinders though"
 
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That's crazy^ LOL so your coworker basically got fired since her bf was being retarded? DAYUM

I went to napa the other day to pick up spark plugs told them it was a Mitsubishi Eclipse 4 cylinder... after finding it in the system they asked me "ok how many"

"Just 4 for now but I'll come back later if I find any extra cylinders though"

That's almost as bad as when I go to but a 5quart jug of oil at the auto store and I get the oil my self, when I check out the casher asked what car. I'm like hmmm well nice guy.
I say mits eclipse 97 Gst. He goes, is that a 4cil and I was like..... Yeah? He goes turbo? And I'm like yeah the gs"t" means grand sport turbo.
He said oh I had one of those. Then he goes wait that was a 4 right?...That oil won't work. I was like huh. After awhile of fighting with him, he goes well lets go look at it. I go okay.
Walk out the door and he starts walking to a focus, let me say it was my car, his car, and a focus. Lol my car was all the way on the other side of the lot.
 
Honda boy came back to my work today. The guy complimented me on my "ebay turbo kit" and proceeded to tell me what I should have put on instead. I stayed quite for the most part and simply told him he knows a lot about turbo's for a guy who drives an NA Economy car. He went absolutely ballistic in the store. Let's race for pinks, let's race for a grand, all motor is better than boosted, you don't know sh*t about cars, blah blah blah with tons of swearing while the store is crammed full of people.

Well the manager catches ear of his little fit and kicks the dude out of the store, informs the police of his fancy burnout in the parking lot, and gives his girlfriend 2 weeks to find another job. Then he looks at me and says "Hey Wes, let's go take a look at the REAL car you have sitting outside".

Charley Sheen can't touch that win.

That is AMAZING! Hahaha OMG I would have felt like such a badass if I was you.
 
^ haha I did a little. Especially since my boss is a huge muscle/classic car guy. Yet he thinks both my Eclipse and Talon are awesome little cars. The guy doesn't even know much about imports and knows this dudes Honda is a POS compared to my cars. LOL.

Herron- Reminds me of a friend of a friend who asked what kind of car I had while riding in it. After I said Eclipse Spyder he says "Oh yeah, I had one of these. But it was the older model and it was convertible."
 
here's a quick one i walk into Mitsubishi looking to buy a 2011 EvoX Gsr

Me:hey this evo X i would like to take it for a test drive my wife really like it.

Sales person: sir that's an evo eleven its this years model.

My wife: Whats the X for then?

Sales person: this one is a special "x model" the turbos are supermarket.

My wife: Your an idiot good bye.
 
Honda boy came back to my work today. The guy complimented me on my "ebay turbo kit" and proceeded to tell me what I should have put on instead. I stayed quite for the most part and simply told him he knows a lot about turbo's for a guy who drives an NA Economy car. He went absolutely ballistic in the store. Let's race for pinks, let's race for a grand, all motor is better than boosted, you don't know sh*t about cars, blah blah blah with tons of swearing while the store is crammed full of people.

Well the manager catches ear of his little fit and kicks the dude out of the store, informs the police of his fancy burnout in the parking lot, and gives his girlfriend 2 weeks to find another job. Then he looks at me and says "Hey Wes, let's go take a look at the REAL car you have sitting outside".

Charley Sheen can't touch that win.


LOL, what an idiot. He's going to go back in dude, Honda kids always come back for more.
 
here's a quick one i walk into Mitsubishi looking to buy a 2011 EvoX Gsr

Me:hey this evo X i would like to take it for a test drive my wife really like it.

Sales person: sir that's an evo eleven its this years model.

My wife: Whats the X for then?

Sales person: this one is a special "x model" the turbos are supermarket.

My wife: Your an idiot good bye.

LOL. Nice. Reminds me of that show the winkest link "You are the winkest link, GOODbye!"
 
Not a DSMer but

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here's a quick one i walk into Mitsubishi looking to buy a 2011 EvoX Gsr

Me:hey this evo X i would like to take it for a test drive my wife really like it.

Sales person: sir that's an evo eleven its this years model.

My wife: Whats the X for then?

Sales person: this one is a special "x model" the turbos are supermarket.

My wife: Your an idiot good bye.

those "x model" the turbo'S are Kmart/walmart LOL!:banghead: wow.......

im sure he has no idea what a roman numeral is LOL. Also, was this dealer a split Mitsubishi/ something else dealer? ford/mitsu? that could explain it.. but he shouldn't be even trying to sell evos n that case. I always wonder what kinda pitch a sales person would give me about an evo.. telling me its a super fast car. i bet all id have to say is ":rolleyes: you shold take a ride in my GSX, since your evo is slower how about you give me a deal :thumb:"
 
here's a quick one i walk into Mitsubishi looking to buy a 2011 EvoX Gsr

Me:hey this evo X i would like to take it for a test drive my wife really like it.

Sales person: sir that's an evo eleven its this years model.

My wife: Whats the X for then?

Sales person: this one is a special "x model" the turbos are supermarket.

My wife: Your an idiot good bye.

Now that is Badass and Awesome. She shut him down hardcore! I'd have had some fun myself. Asked him if it came with the optional Flux Capacitor in the trans. :tease:WTF
 
One night I pulled up to a local meet up spot where a lot of people have there imports and then I saw that there was a 2g eclipse there with the turbo spoiler and the kid looked like he was 17 or so and so I asked him what kind of mods does he have and we was telling me that he had a T3/T4 Turbo running on 15psi and then started talking about all these other mods he had, So i asked him I could see all of it under his hood and he said sure so when he popped the hood and it was the 420a motor, there was no turbo or anything of the mods that he had mentioned, I asked him where his turbo was and his reply to me was well its in the mail getting shipped to my house..... I just laughed and walked away. There was no point in arguing with him. He obviously is a liar and doesn't know anything about cars.
 
LOL i just had a kid try and tell me to rev my car up too 7 grand and just dump the clutch...
 
Hey man is that an eclipse?
"Buddy of mine in my car can clearly hear the turbo" dude do u have a turbo on this thing?
I also had some punk kid come up to me and ask what's the best boost liquid he can get for his car, so I told him the best thing that would make his car run better Is if he put bleach in it, that may have been a little ####ed up on my part. Seemed like he bought it to, fyi he was not a DSMer. He had a civic

Haha thinking about it now most of us are way of topic. Lol
 
Its okay. This thread was changed from the first page with tales of other than DSM people. I suppose thats because theres not many DSM people around let alone dumb ones. At least for my area..
 
Its okay. This thread was changed from the first page with tales of other than DSM people. I suppose thats because theres not many DSM people around let alone dumb ones. At least for my area..

Haha yea, I'm from new orleans man and we have some dumb people, well not that they are dumb just that they don't think before they open their mouth.
 
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