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First rule of fight club.. We do not talk about fight club.. But in this case... Id fight Hulk Hogan!
 
Hulk hogan is like a 65 year old man..Wait I take that back someone earlier wanted to fight Bob Barker..

I would sure fight his daughter tho..Well not fight but, well maybe if she asked nicely..
 
Oprah, hands down.


I hate that bi***.

ROFL


I would love to clean "The Situations"(jersey shore) clock. Man, that would be the greatest feeling in the world. I think after I kicked his ass, I would wake him up by taking a piss right on his face, then kick him in the ribs with my steel toe'd boots a few times.. and walk away feeling like I just did the world a favor. ####ing douche bag.

Oh, and I would shut Rebecca Blacks annoying nazzily-ass voice up. God she's annoying. Spinning back kick to the face FTW
 
Its friday, friday, all the DSM's break down on friday...

no more lookn forward to the weekend.

Wrenching, wrenching, BEER
CRANK WALK CRANK WALK.

I'm going to reword the lyrics I think LOL.
 
Id fight Gandhi...


But really, I dont think I can choose just one. Can it be a "group"? If thats the case, every long haired skinny pant wearing douchebag! GAhhhh I dont know what it is but everytime I see one of those kids I just want o blast them right in the mouth and tell them they look like a ###got...

Lets square up then chump! XD :ninja:

Anyone who has fu**ed this country
 
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I would love to clean "The Situations"(jersey shore) clock. Man, that would be the greatest feeling in the world. I think after I kicked his ass, I would wake him up by taking a piss right on his face, then kick him in the ribs with my steel toe'd boots a few times.. and walk away feeling like I just did the world a favor. ####ing douche bag.

Oh, and I would shut Rebecca Blacks annoying nazzily-ass voice up. God she's annoying. Spinning back kick to the face FTW

If mike was already knocked out i could see you maybe kicking his ass, but if hes fighting back, good luck with that.
 
Great thread idea OP :thumb: Although you should change the title to "Celebrity Fight Club" as I thought this was going to be about a certain classic movie LOL... and as a Seinfeld fan I'm glad you changed to Lil' Wayne ;)


My choices...

Male - Justin Timberlake!.. Whatta tool

Female - Lindsay Lohan.. Such trash doesn't deserve money/fame
 
Where the hell did Keyshawn Johnson come from? Is he still alive?

I think I would chose Kanye. It's time someone showed him that he is just a little guy who made it big... and that don't make you big or scary!

women... Hands down... Rosie Odonnel
 
Is it just me or would everyone else do snookie if she didn't talk.

That's why they make duck tape.

Or make her eat a pillow while you stick it in her "jersey chute" LOL. That's why they created ball gags, or roofies. But that's cheating. Just hammer her until she can't stop squealing LOL.

Make believe person?-Toss up between Jason Voorhees and Micheal Meyers. I hate sensless serial killers like that. It would be nice to make a movie where one of the victims relatives come back and f*ck one of them up. Oh, and Rusty Nail too. Douchebag.

Real life male-*sigh* so many to choose from....probably one or all of the guys from Three Six Mafia. Anyone who endorses beating women, killing people, and doing drugs deserves to have a steel toe pointy boot right in the taint repeatedly.

Female-Nikki Minaj. Btw, why in the hell is she always bugeyed? She looks like she just walked in on a nursing home orgy.

WTF< Her expression 99% of the time.
 
Where the hell did Keyshawn Johnson come from? Is he still alive?

I think I would chose Kanye. It's time someone showed him that he is just a little guy who made it big... and that don't make you big or scary!

women... Hands down... Rosie Odonnel

I never liked Keyshawn Johnson! Everytime I played Madden and picked a team with him on it, he NEVER caught the ball LOL. I forgot to add women who I would fight and I would never fight a chick but Erika Christensen would get dropped. Tiger Knee style!
 
Dane Cook... Pseudo stand-up comic.

Edit:

After thinkin' about it for a minute... I think either Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilley, Jerry Falwell, Alex Jones... or even better; although not "famous" per se, anyone in the Westboro Baptist Church sect.
 
Is it just me or would everyone else do snookie if she didn't talk.

I would agree LOL i didnt say i wouldnt bend her the F over providing she wasnt talking LOL. So with that said id kick all the jersy shore ppls arses repeatedly bend snookie over and a little of this :hellyeah: Then beat the living hell out of her :) can anyone say massive DONKEY PUNCH LOL
 
Idk I think some of you are picking them if the celebrity doesnt fight back because alot of you would be getting your asses wooped with your choices.. I would say.. Randy Jackson probably but I will probably edit this once I think a little more
 

Now I wanna kick your ass.

The man has no enemies. He's like the all american cool guy, now his son is a little annoying. I dont know how someone could be mad at the fresh prince. I used to love that show as a kid.
 
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