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WTF is going on? I'm so confused....am I too old to understand this? or WTF is happening here?
 
Yeah Im going coning tomorrow. That shit is hilarious.


Whats going on is kids finding something better to do then drugs, and drinking and driving.......
 
ok...I'll give you that this is better than drinking and driving or doing drugs...but ummm...pretty slim margin if you ask me...perhaps we should start a new fad called "mudding" where we freak plankers out by running up and stomping a mud hole in them and then run away laughing. Seems more entertaining.

if we wanted to freak people out in the McDonalds drive through or just give them something to LOL at we'd go through it in reverse or something that doesnt include getting frozen confection all over our interiors.


Hell...even putting a baby so real doll in a car seat and tying it to the roof of your car for a couple laps around wal-mart seems more intelligent....and I've seen people get beat down by 43 year old soccer moms that were pissed off for making them chase a car around a parking lot screaming stop for 5 minutes. I dont know...I mean...seriously? is laying on your stomach in a public place just that "out there"? Now I know why reality t.v. is such a success.../walks away shaking his head.
 
so anything just sitting there would be planking hmm...hey guys i guess i have a good plank in my garage. The DSM ahaha
 
In no logical way did your comparisons make any sense. Causing bodily harm to someone or even emotional distress is way beyond what these kids are doing. I now feel dumber, yes dumber, after reading your post. Good job.

ok...I'll give you that this is better than drinking and driving or doing drugs...but ummm...pretty slim margin if you ask me...perhaps we should start a new fad called "mudding" where we freak plankers out by running up and stomping a mud hole in them and then run away laughing. Seems more entertaining.

if we wanted to freak people out in the McDonalds drive through or just give them something to LOL at we'd go through it in reverse or something that doesnt include getting frozen confection all over our interiors.


Hell...even putting a baby so real doll in a car seat and tying it to the roof of your car for a couple laps around wal-mart seems more intelligent....and I've seen people get beat down by 43 year old soccer moms that were pissed off for making them chase a car around a parking lot screaming stop for 5 minutes. I dont know...I mean...seriously? is laying on your stomach in a public place just that "out there"? Now I know why reality t.v. is such a success.../walks away shaking his head.
 
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"Coning" is mildly amusing. The rest is just stupid.
 
Exactly. Which is why I repeated the word ;)

It's an emphasis on how dumb that post has made me after reading it.
 
At least the ideas I propose get a reaction from people aside from "excuse me sir....are you retarded? I could find your chaperone for you if you're lost".

Seriously...I didnt even crack a smile or anything at the idea of people laying around in dumb ass areas....what yall call planking we call homeless people. There needs to be something behind what they are doing...something to give it a reason. Whether it's make someone laugh...freak someone out...or...something...anything...#### I dont care....murder babies...at least it makes people cry.

At least when people do drugs...theres a cause and effect, you beat someone up...cause and effect....WTF causes someone to lay on the ground hoping and praying someone doesnt run up and war curb them in the back of the skull like a horror scene from american history x? because that's the only possible effect I can foresee.

You do notice how everyone with a living braincell keeps on going and doesnt even blink at the non-sensical BS in the videos right? Only the drunk white trash bum guy WTF's it. Is that the target demographic for this?
 
Hmm.. and to think, we do planks to strengthen our core muscles.
 
This is your reaction to planking. Cause and effect. You just gave validity to their cause.
At least the ideas I propose get a reaction from people aside from "excuse me sir....are you retarded? I could find your chaperone for you if you're lost".

Seriously...I didnt even crack a smile or anything at the idea of people laying around in dumb ass areas....what yall call planking we call homeless people. There needs to be something behind what they are doing...something to give it a reason. Whether it's make someone laugh...freak someone out...or...something...anything...#### I dont care....murder babies...at least it makes people cry.

At least when people do drugs...theres a cause and effect, you beat someone up...cause and effect....WTF causes someone to lay on the ground hoping and praying someone doesnt run up and war curb them in the back of the skull like a horror scene from american history x? because that's the only possible effect I can foresee.

You do notice how everyone with a living braincell keeps on going and doesnt even blink at the non-sensical BS in the videos right? Only the drunk white trash bum guy WTF's it. Is that the target demographic for this?
 
went coning yesterday, it was hilarious! as long as you dont throw it at them, it's still legal.
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At least the ideas I propose get a reaction from people aside from "excuse me sir....are you retarded? I could find your chaperone for you if you're lost".

Seriously...I didnt even crack a smile or anything at the idea of people laying around in dumb ass areas....what yall call planking we call homeless people. There needs to be something behind what they are doing...something to give it a reason. Whether it's make someone laugh...freak someone out...or...something...anything...#### I dont care....murder babies...at least it makes people cry.

At least when people do drugs...theres a cause and effect, you beat someone up...cause and effect....WTF causes someone to lay on the ground hoping and praying someone doesnt run up and war curb them in the back of the skull like a horror scene from american history x? because that's the only possible effect I can foresee.

You do notice how everyone with a living braincell keeps on going and doesnt even blink at the non-sensical BS in the videos right? Only the drunk white trash bum guy WTF's it. Is that the target demographic for this?

that time of the month already?
 
ok, coning got a chuckle. But the rest, idk. Seems like something people would make up when they're out of drugs or beer.

Maybe that's why I haven't seen it around here. We have a good supply of both. LOL.
 
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