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Just to recap and edited minimally for an attempt at continuity:

Once upon a time a white dsm crashed into your mom, crushing three tons of her blueberry titties. Meanwhile, my front door flew off, which hit vtec. Charlie exploded into rice flavored LOLlipops with lots of jdm ho's thongs removed, which looked like cottage cheese turtles. French people made the awd boosted Honda blow up nitrous because vtec cannot poop into mouth openings. Obama's car door exploded, releasing nuclear dorritos poisoned by a Mexican's cholo sausage fat. Soon brownfinger replied to your fart cannon smell because fartcans could kill homosexuals, leaving them straight. Up yours! Furthermore, Volkswagen stole Jack Sparrow's idea about colonoscopy raping benign goats at a fvcking show. When you touch your big toe, you shit around ricers you crapped on with ninja stars. My cats are hairy like a ballsack and vaginas are crusty sometimes at Blinkys peephole. You find Chuck Norris' peanuts up around crevasses and butt cracks. Fail. Spongebob joygasmed nut in your eyes. Tomorrow night, a stalker will be in your knockers. Between your mom's donuts, is a smelly fishbowl, which sprouted legs everywhere today because I......

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