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I made a dsm song...sorta...well..its just lyrics lol

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etay89

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Dec 27, 2009
Monroeville, Pennsylvania
Well, as my city got hit by another randomous snow storm again :confused:, i was driving to work...and made up a song in my head.

Dashing through the snow
Having all wheel drive
Transfer case, rear diff...
Make me feel alive!!! :hellyeah:

You're stuck by the roadside
You won't see me here
Cause you have a car with tires spinning in the rear!!

Oh GSX, GSX
You're spinning all four.
As I spool and shift through gears, you leave me needing more
Oh GSX, GSX
You're so effin cool.
I'm glad I'm not driving a Honda like an effin tool!

GUITAR SOLO!!!! :rocks::rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks:

note: GSX can also be substituted for TSi for you Talon lubbers out there :thumb:
 
Man, you must have gotten reeaaallllllyyyyyy bored.

Nice song anyways.
 
Man, you must have gotten reeaaallllllyyyyyy bored.

Nice song anyways.

Well, I was driving to work and saw this nice Challenger fish tail outta control into a guard rail this morning. So that was the driving motivation.

Plus I just got out of driving 2 auto GST's and into a 5spd GSX and I love this car! LOL
 
Good tune!

Well, I was driving to work and saw this nice Challenger fish tail outta control into a guard rail this morning.

I can only hope it was the tool from Monroeville mall. ROFL
 
Well, as my city got hit by another randomous snow storm again :confused:
Really? The roads weren't even covered in Greensburg today- I thought the weather people were just full of shit again. I had to clean off my windows to drive, but literally no paved or gravel driving surface near me had snow on it.

I can only hope it was the tool from Monroeville mall. ROFL
Dude- what's your 0-60 time?
 
Really? The roads weren't even covered in Greensburg today

no snow laying around here, just dumb ass drivers really. it cudda been some black ice, but my best guess is hydroplaning. whatever. fact is I didn't and they are okay

jusmx141 said:
Dude- what's your 0-60 time?


14 seconds
 
14 sec 0-60 time??? DAMN!!!!!!!

I must be missing something.

LOL a few months back, i held a meet at a mall..about 10 dsm's showed up (1 1g and 2 n/t's, rest were turbo'd) and there's this guy..does like 10 laps around the mall just looking at us and revving up the engine and what not...and then he pulls over and parks next to us...

little do we know..this guy is a TOTAL moron. he's asking us questions like do we have turbos...what's our 1/4 time... 0-60...and blah.

we TOTALLY messed with him. I think Justin or Erik said the BOV was the turbo and it could be adjusted between soft and hard. the 1g that was there..we told him that he took our motor and dropped it in. it was funny as hell...


just as funny as the hit and run we saw at the next meet ROFL
 
I made one too a couple christmases ago!!! I'll post it when i'm home XD to the same tune as well!!!

Started off: Turbo spool, turbo spool, boostin' all the way
 
Really? The roads weren't even covered in Greensburg today- I thought the weather people were just full of shit again. I had to clean off my windows to drive, but literally no paved or gravel driving surface near me had snow on it.

It was weird. There was no snow in Pittsburgh. Then I was driving home and when I got to Churchill there was about 4 inches of snow. Laying on the trees, road, yards etc. It was a winter wonderland. Then got to Penn Hills and there was nothing. Then Jeannette had a bunch of snow. Then I got to Greensburg and nothing.
 
Oh that song made me literally laugh out loud! I hope you don't mind me memorizing it and singing it. Don't worry I'll give you credit to anyone that asks LOL.

Oh and it needs a title, all I could think of is Winter Snow Song haha.
 
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