You and I wake up in jail together. Using only 4 words, what would you say to me?

Cops-1. Us-0

Some of these replies remind me of the time a bunch of people got trashed at my house and my one buddy desides to play a joke on another random guy. He took a condom, mixed flour and water and put it in the condom. Then put the condom in this guys a$$ crack when he passed out and then put a little hot sauce down his crack too. Needless to say the guy was up and out of the house before anyone else and he never mentioned what he found in his pants..

God damn spider monkeys!

damn my head hurts

what did we do????

OUCH! My pee burns!

whats this new taste?

No, don't fight it.




This reply is mainly towards Costa, see you at the Shootout bud

did i sitn gum?

damn your was ugly!!!

Does yours itch too?

ya and its burning.

where are my pants?

Do it again Friday?