Gs Dewd
15+ Year Contributor
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- Oct 29, 2003
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Crimora,
Virginia
My dsm broke down on my birthday, and the chick i had started dating that night thought a little bday sex would make everything a little better
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My dsm broke down on my birthday, and the chick i had started dating that night thought a little bday sex would make everything a little better
That story sounds 99% made up, except for the part about having a dsm and no wife.
and your wife probably left you for a different reason
because you'd have to be a complete dumb#### to choose car's over your wife unless there was some other bull shit goin on.
I don't even own a DSM anymore, because I sold it cause I was tired of it braking. So I bought a e30, and haven't had it brake on me yet, and I beat the livin hell out of it Day, after day.
But a friend showed me your post, and I felt obligated to sign on and tell you: sir, your ####ing dumb.
Mine knws absolutly nothing ab them besides she thinks they are sexy and the break a lot. if ne one was out at the shootout and saw the guys changing a tranny in the parking lot during race day that was me and a buddy and when I called her to tell her ### happened her only response was I'm surprised you guys made it that far. O ya and she dsnt understand why I absolutly hate 3rd gens ewww!
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT A CAR THAT DOESN'T BRAKE?!?!I don't even own a DSM anymore, because I sold it cause I was tired of it braking. So I bought a e30, and haven't had it brake on me yet, and I beat the livin hell out of it Day, after day.
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT A CAR THAT DOESN'T BRAKE?!?!
You're going to get yourself killed.
And what happens when that car becomes a financial burden and you can no longer afford to keep it or it gets stolen or it gets wrecked.
Still the right decision? Anyone that chooses an inanimate object over a person for companionship is foolish.
Hey when you are sick does your car get out of bed at 2 AM and drive to CVS on it's own to get you some medicine? My wife does that. When something tragic happens in your life, does your car come inside and ask you what is wrong, hold you to comfort you and just be a presence that knows when to stay quiet and let you deal with your emotions? My wife does.
Better yet, when you come home from a long day at work and your feet and hands are sore, does the car get you some pain relievers and rub your feet? My wife does. When working on that same car and you cut yourself, does it provide a warm cloth and a band-aid and then run across the street to get you an energy drink or a bottle of water because they know you have been working non-stop? My wife does. Or even better...when you are hungry does the car automatically know and grabbed you a burger on their way home from the mall just in case? My wife does.
I think I made my point.
Lol....your dumb. I never said it was either her or the car. Im not dumb enough to own something I cant afford so thanks!
hahahahahahahah...you made your point your annoying! Both you homos should stop taking everything so literally. Obviously a relationship has more perks than a car....the fact you felt you needed to "argue" what I said is effing hilarious!!!!!
My wife loves going to the dyno, swaping in a motor and everything in between. We both own a DSM and like to go fast. And this is the face I get to look at every day! O the good life!
My wife loves going to the dyno, swaping in a motor and everything in between. We both own a DSM and like to go fast. And this is the face I get to look at every day! O the good life!