^ Can have my leftovers
< Has never been arrested....yet
V Probably should have a psychiatric evaulation

^ Na, my DSM addiction is perfectly normal
< Went to a party, got drunk and woke up the next morning with both nipples pierced.
v Want's to know the whole story

^ Pierced nipples are ###
< wants to know the story up until the piercing
V Hopefully doesnt have nipples pierced

^ Story is interesting
< Took the piercings out a couple days after it happened (was still trying to remember went on )
v Want's their nipples pierced?

^ has nice dsm booty
< will never get her nipples pierced
v wishes i would

^ Is right
< Has a better booty
V Change the topics from talking about booties

^ You must be queer if you don't wanna hear about boobies and bootys!
< LOVES BOOBIES AND BOOTY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
v Wants to see my booty?

^No
< Seeing how 99% of us are dudes on here, I dont wanna talk about your booties and man boobies
V Again, change the topic

^ has a bad experience with booties, hopefully not his own

< Has a contact stuck behind his eyes and is impairing his vision to watch booty tube

v Could use a vodka tea

^ Sent me condoms
< Doesn't wear contacts
V Going to send me an 02 sensor.

^ I'll send you a dead one, just cover shipping
< bored at work, cruising tuners for entertainment
V doesn't know what "sauce" i run in my 2G.

^Runs VTAK sauce
< Got a lot done on his motor today
V Doesnt even know what a motor looks like

^ yes I do, too well. And wow, yes it is Vtak sauce aka "Jesus Joose"
< impressed ^ hit that on the nose
V Doesn't know what the inside of a DSM tranny looks like.

^ gets bored at work alot, and runs his gardeners sweat in his car??

< seen the inside of a FWD tranny's guts spilt all over the road once

V thinks Meth injection is the new drug craze.

^ saw the guts of that FWD tranny because he can't drive
< the only meth he knows about is crystal (just a joke)
v thinks stickers add 30hp a piece

^ D00d... 30? Don't you mean more like 75?
< DOESN'T WANT A DEAD 02 SENSOR. D:<
V Going to walk to the microwave and cook my Hotpocket for me

Edit : Damnit

^ doesnt have a booty
< isnt going to move
v wishes their car was green

&#8593; Is probably a fan of a certain rock singer
&#8592; Is content with the color of his car
&#8595; Is most likely sporting a turbo DSM

^ Was wrong about the turbo
< Needs to finish painting his car
v probably has a faster car than me

^ Is probably wrong about the faster thing right now.
< Has confirmed he has a bad injector
V Should send me a new injector.

^ glad you finally figured out your problem
< sweating balls
v wants to go jet ski w.me

^ Should know I took my boat out yesterday
< Finally got the Galant running
v Knows I'm the most badass mofo left on this site.

^ having a galant is making that statement hard to believe
< wants a boat now
V is going to buy me a boat.

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^ having a galant is making that statement hard to believe
< wants a boat now
V is going to buy me a boat.

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^ Needs to realize my money is for my dsm, cause it's a parts whore!
< Can't wait to get ecmlink running to hit 22psi, then hope for over 330whp
v Probably has a faster car then me, and is probably mint

^ should get his car running
< does not have a mint car anymore the hood is oxidizing now
v should repaint my car for me same color