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^ Probably shouldn't smell anymore underwear
< Can't get a DSM until he sells is 3kGT VR4
v Probably hasn't smelled his own underwear, but has smelled every jock strap in his high school locker room
 
^ Is about as gross as .. well.. I don't know
< Has never smelled his own underwear. Freebawlz!
V Should also enjoy the freedom of Freebawlin'!
 
^ didnt deny smelling jock straps.......Im kidding
< used to freeball, but zippers are painful
V probably has answered a personal ad
 
^ Has probably zipped his shit up in his zipper because he was free-ballin
< Doesn't know if he has answered a personal ad and won't free-ball because it sucks.
V Won't know how to respond to this
 
^ called me out for my small junk
< is proud as hell of his small junk and doesn't sleep with men
v is the person that really likes sleeping naked with men
 
^ Is marinating like a Steak
< Owns a Ban-hammer. ;D
V Should answer my newbie thread!

(Seriously guys.. I'm about to freak out and Howard Dean my car. "BEEYYAAW ")
 
^ Never gonna give you up, classic
< Used to enjoy getting Rick Roll'd
V Isn't even close to being as cool as i am
 
^ That's right. Cause I'm so damned HOT
< Got Rick Roll'd last night trying to watch some Lewis Black
V Made of Cheese.
 
^ stay away from him, he's "FLAMMING" hot!


< begining to think he is made of cheese, because he attracts so many rat bastards
V more than likely has sang MMMbop in a karaoke bar
 
^ not consciously or that i can recall haha
< needs a paintjob before he can show his baby to the world
V Probably gonna make fun of me for not having a picture up
 
^ Knows me too well.. wth.
< Just made an ebay purchase and was surprised when it said "Thank you for your purchase Joel.....-_-; Haacked
V Owes me a Coke
 
^ Coke and jack, or plain coke?
< Just received his new parts in the mizail!
v Just touched my butt. . .
 
^ I am that "boy" that you swear you don't have but you can't keep denying it.
< About to do something but don't know what
v Attended the shoot out
 
^ you got me.
< wants a blow off on my car to go pewwwwwwwwww
v will ask me what pewww is
 
^ I know what pew is, and im about to make you say it
< Is going to have to take a meannnn shit from the left over hamburger helper he ate
V Hopefully isn't going to be within a 5 mile radius after this bomb goes off
 
^ should probably eat more fiber
< has a massive craving for cheeseburger macaroni now
V has been arrested for public indecentcy. Twice.
 
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