^ is right because it clearly has the coolest people
< needs to find something better do
v also needs to find something better to do

^ is right
< needs to replace timing belt
v has a problem with their engine

^ Nope, motor is healthy
< Needs to stop shopping for dsm parts, but can't help it
v Want's to buy me something nice

^ is wishin ide buy him parts
< anxious for money for more parts
v poops in hand then smells it

^ Should know I only did that once. D:
< Is up at 2:30AM.. and has work at 7ish..
V Is going to invite me over for beer pong.

^ is also up at 4am for no apparent reason
< would happily play beer pong right now
v is going to donate money to a worthy cause (my parts fund)

^ should donate to my parts fund
< actually got sleep lastnight
v got good sleep but wet the bed

^ he wet the bed
< wants my ecu to be here now so my car runs right (hopefully)
v is just as bored as me

^ Knows I have lack of work right now
< Wondering what I should do today with the car
V Might want to lend a hand

^ Depends on what he needs help with.
< Wishes more DSM owners lived nearby. =/
V Is going to be a complete BADASS today!

^ is lonely
< needs to sell his 95 tsi
\/ will buy my 95 tsi

^ Actually wants to sell a good car
< Going to do a dash swap today most likely
V Prob. won't help now

^ ... should inform if it's worse than a 1G
< IS Lonely...-sniffle-
V Made of absolute Win

^^^^ wants to donate some cash and parts to my broken dsm fund
<<< wishes someone would donate cash and parts to my broken dsm fund
vvvvvv thinks it's my birthday and wants to send me a huge check

^ has very wishful thinking
< can't afford to send anyone a big check
v can afford to send someone a big check and is going to send one to me

^ a liar
< going to take next 2 days pto :grin:
v searching craigslist casual encounters

^ has a running DSM
< is back at work
v wishes for free parts

^ Is absolutely correct
< Opted for the Freebies Classifieds
V Will send me free stuff!

^ Should know I swapped my gray dash out for a black one
< Out at a photo studio watching my gf get pictures done
V Want a black interior

^ Lucky for him, I already have a black interior
< Needs to find something better to do with his time
V Probably should be doing something else as well

^ found something better to do
< been awake way to long
v will conform or die

^ should join cleveland4g63.com
< is going to perform my morning glory
v will also use smiles

^ Smiles are for queers
< Definitely straight
V Hopefully isnt as ### as the guy before me

^ Definitely not ###
< Doesn't even have a DSM
v Hopefully has a DSM

^should buy another DSM and get with the program
< has smelled his underwear after an extremely violent fart
V probably has smelled his underwear after an extremely violent fart, but would never admit it.