? 70 really? Damn... he looks younger than any 70 year old I have ever met.

That's because chuck norris is immune to time

Yeah I heard that they had to cut Chuck Norris from the new "Expendables" movie because with age his awesomeness has became overpowering....... Everytime he would come into frame the camera would explode. They grew tired of replacing cameras and ended up hiring Jet Li instead.

oh no, here comes the Chuck Norris jokes

Wow, I did not know that.. So crazy

Stallone is not far behind at 64

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem... it wouldnt take crap from anybody

"Chuck Norris can slam revolving Doors"

That one's always killed me.

Crazy that he's 70. o_o The difference between Stallone and Norris is
A) Norris is just plain awesome
B) Stallone looks more his age than Norris Does

Norris is one of the most annoying actors. Along with Steven Seagal. They both have that ### ass stare-down the opponent thing going on. And Chuch Norris just kicks everbody. Annoys the hell out of me.

rlacasse1 said:

Norris is one of the most annoying actors. Along with Steven Seagal. They both have that ### ass stare-down the opponent thing going on. And Chuch Norris just kicks everbody. Annoys the hell out of me.

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Not going to disagree....not one bit.

But I dare you to f'k with em'. o_o Sad thing is... they're all very much actual badasses... and Norris could likely kick most people's ass at his age

^^^ Very true. I would never say it to their faces.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris had sex with a tractor trailer and that's why we have Optimus Prime.

That's my favorite.

Chuck Norris Bowls over handed.
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Soak that in for a second.

(For a note : I forgot to caps the 'N' in Norris. My spell check underlined it red. I right clicked and my spell check had the CORRECT spelling of Norris. Lmfao!)